good stuff. And a great price on an iRiver if you need a player.iRiver Runs Through It
Were standing on the curb, waiting for the light to change, when a guy walks up and signals us to take our headphones off. He wants to ask a question.
So, whats the deal, the guy asks us, with your blue iPod?
Its not a blue iPod, we say.
OK, sorry. Whats the deal with your what, cerulean iPod?
Its not a cerlook, its not an iPod at all. Its an mp3 player. See?
Oh. I thought that was the same thing.
No, not every mp3 player is an iPod? This one is not. Its the iRiver H10. It is not made by Apple.
Hunh. He stares at it, uncomprehending. Looks cool. If I was going to get an iPod, Id want a blue one like that.
Now were exasperated. iPod, iPod, iPod! Why are you fixated on iPods? Look! This thing is slim and compact, hardly bigger than a deck of cards, but it can store and play over five thousand songs!
Its bigger than a deck of cards.
Yes! So we have already established! But not much bigger! Maybe its the volume of oh, like a deck with 65 cards in it.
Theres no such thing as a 65-card deck.
No! No one says there is! Its just for a frame of reference! And look, its 20 gigs, it has sensibly arranged controls, and its internal battery delivers up to 16 hours of non-stop music on a charge. It plays DRM, Audible, Napster 2 Go, and it has a color LCD for looking at photos! Oh, and an integrated text viewer for reading paperless novels, news, whatever!
It has a built-in microphone so you can use it as a voice recorderand a built-in FM tuner with both automatic and manual channel-search functions! And a timer! Plus, its lovingly refurbed, like a newly risen iRiver phoenix! All this and its not an iPod. Get it? See? Fleetwood Mac was right all alongyou really can go your own way!
Yeah, I see what youre saying.
We exhaled heavily.
So, if you play solitaire on that iPod, does it play with the regular deck, or with 65 cards?
YOU CANTTHERES NO SOLIITS NOT You know what? Yes. Yes, if you play solitaire on my blue iPod, it deals from a deck of 65 cards.
Awesome, he said. I gotta get one of those. And he ambled off into the night.
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