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Is Dirt dead in a hooker's trunk?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mandown, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    haven't seen much of his blowhole spewing on the lounge as of late. could he actually be riding his bike, or should we contact the local authorities and send out a search party (the kind with drinks and hats; it is the party he'd want)?
     

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  2. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    His profile says last log in was 01:36 today.
     
  3. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Maybe the hooker is logging him in from time to time to throw the authorities off the trail???
     
  4. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    is he cheating on The Lounge with another forum?
     
  5. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    That whore!! :disgust:
     
  6. Colonel Angus

    Colonel Angus Monkey

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    we can only hope.
     
  7. johnbryanpeters

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    I hope he's practicing safe sext...
     
  8. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    We ARE talking about Dirt, right?
     
  9. insanitylevel9

    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    yep hes dead, the crack whore killed him.
     
  10. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Keeping a low brofile.
     
  11. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    That's impressive for a guy who is about as subtle as Captain Lou Albano.
     
  12. SLOPE

    SLOPE Monkey

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    I suspect Pinkbike
     
  13. boogenman

    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    He probably found himself and then a nice man.
     
  14. johnbryanpeters

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    Dirt got the hooker but this reads like boogenman has been into the blow...
     
  15. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    i figured he hooked up with a dominatrix and he is a bit tied up right now.
     
  16. johnbryanpeters

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    Got really hammered, nailed his schlong to the floor and is crawling in confused circles with the beer just out of reach.
     
  17. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    My guess is he finally crashed after a week long meth bender and passed out comatose on the floor. His two small but vicious dogs, unable to rouse the tattooed esquire resorted to eating his fat bloated corpse.
     
  18. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    First it was Stinky.... Then Dirt... Yet Mmike seems to prosper?? I don't get it.....
     
  19. WestCoastHucker

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    that's 'cause even a hooker knows to stay away from him...
     
  20. WestCoastHucker

    WestCoastHucker Turbo Monkey

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    he probably didn't get hammered first...
     
  21. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    ...and you are surprised? Whatareya, new?
     
  22. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I, like herpes, will resurface from time to time. Just been a crazy couple of weeks here in Dirt land.

    Dog tried to die, ended up costing me many of the thousands of dollars. Been trying to ride, work, get to San Diego to surf, to Tahoe to board, and somewhere in there I've been trying to sleep again.

    Who am I kidding. Dick got caught in a jacuzzi nozzle. Had to wait to starve my love cannon down to its original 5" before I could get it out again. Its been a week, my lower half looks like a cross between a prune, Estelle Getty and a Ken Doll, and I am deeply fiending for a Slim Jim.
     
  23. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Confirm it's you by telling us how much you have in your checking account...
     
  24. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Eighty seven cents