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Is Marriage Gay?

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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It's certainly as camp as christmas, does it pander to the latent homosexual male?

Perhaps it's time to ban marriage for straight people and let the gay community have it.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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fluff said:
Yeah, just don't go "Slave and Slave" by mistake... no direction.
I always wondered if people who advertised in "adult personals" as liking S&M ever ended up with two submissive people.

Would they both just sit around waiting for the other one to order them to do something?

At least two dominant people could battle for supremacy.
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
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fluff said:
Perhaps it's time to ban marriage for straight people and let the gay community have it.
We gave them the rainbow without even putting up a fight, why should we give them anymore. I mean really, what if all of a sudden railing sheep becomes the new trend? Should we allow people to marry their sheep too. Wanna give em something, how about free counseling
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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looking for classic NE singletrack
fluff said:
It's certainly as camp as christmas, does it pander to the latent homosexual male?

Perhaps it's time to ban marriage for straight people and let the gay community have it.
Hmmm, lets see, it's about dressing up, gowns, impeccable decorations, french food, perfect floral arrangements, disco music, and bad dancing.

Well, except for the bad dancing bit... :rofl:
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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SF, CA
The Amish said:
We gave them the rainbow without even putting up a fight
Losing some sleep over that one, eh? I say you should lead the charge to "take back the rainbow." You should start by painting pickup in rainbow, then laying on a big ol' "man + man =/= marriage" bumper sticker.

Good luck with that.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Tenchiro said:
I am pretty sure that you just thought up the next great reality show.
Dammit. You're probably right. Now someone else has seen it and is going to sell it to Fox. And I'm not even going to get a footnote. :mumble:
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
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MudGrrl said:
The Care Bears prob'ly pssed Amish off to no end...

I'll survive. Just find it rather fuct that serial killers are seen as having a mental ilness, rapist's have a mental illness, pediphiles have a mental illness, yet somehow the desire to ram your dick up some other dudes ass is perfectly sane and normal. HELLO! Is the elevator goin all the way to the top floor?
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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New England
The Amish said:
I'll survive. Just find it rather fuct that serial killers are seen as having a mental ilness, rapist's have a mental illness, pediphiles have a mental illness, yet somehow the desire to ram your dick up some other dudes ass is perfectly sane and normal. HELLO! Is the elevator goin all the way to the top floor?
Dude, just come out of the closet already...



:oink:
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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binary visions said:
I always wondered if people who advertised in "adult personals" as liking S&M ever ended up with two submissive people.

Would they both just sit around waiting for the other one to order them to do something?

At least two dominant people could battle for supremacy.
i believe george constanza went over the pitchers vs catchers scenario in the bar scene.
there must be some code for those in the know.
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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Lima, Peru, Peru
The Amish said:
I'll survive. Just find it rather fuct that serial killers are seen as having a mental ilness, rapist's have a mental illness, pediphiles have a mental illness, yet somehow the desire to ram your dick up some other dudes ass is perfectly sane and normal. HELLO! Is the elevator goin all the way to the top floor?

what if you desire to ram your dick up some other womans ass??
would that mean you are a closet gay??? would that be a mental illness too? what if you want to ram it against an armpit/nostril? mentall illness too?
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
The Amish said:
I'll survive. Just find it rather fuct that serial killers are seen as having a mental ilness, rapist's have a mental illness, pediphiles have a mental illness, yet somehow the desire to ram your dick up some other dudes ass is perfectly sane and normal. HELLO! Is the elevator goin all the way to the top floor?
Wow... too bad the safety catch on your elevator seems to have failed horribly.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
ALEXIS_DH said:
what if you desire to ram your dick up some other womans ass??
would that mean you are a closet gay??? would that be a mental illness too? what if you want to ram it against an armpit/nostril? mentall illness too?
It's just a dominance thing. Like dogs.
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
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ALEXIS_DH said:
what if you desire to ram your dick up some other womans ass??
Cant say I ever really dwell on that one much, I do however recall this one time in particular it wound up making an unscheduled landing there in the heat of the moment so to speak. Never seen a girl jump so far so fast in my life........................... but she still came back for more
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
The Amish said:
Cant say I ever really dwell on that one much, I do however recall this one time in particular it wound up making an unscheduled landing there in the heat of the moment so to speak. Never seen a girl jump so far so fast in my life........................... but she still came back for more

so you put it in her butt, right?
 

ito

Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong
Oct 3, 2003
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Avoiding the nine to five
The Amish said:
I'll survive. Just find it rather fuct that serial killers are seen as having a mental ilness, rapist's have a mental illness, pediphiles have a mental illness, yet somehow the desire to ram your dick up some other dudes ass is perfectly sane and normal. HELLO! Is the elevator goin all the way to the top floor?
Either I'm not sensing your sarcasm or you have some wacked out views on gays. There is a difference between killers and rapists and people who have a functional relationship with a member of the same sex.

And just so you know, men have been ramming their dicks up other mens' asses for thousand of years. Of course people have been killing and raping for thousands of years, but if you can't see the difference between a loving relationship and the act of murder/rape then you are a seriously fuct individual.

I hope I'm wrong and there was just some poorly shared sarcasm.

The Ito