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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kingbee, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. kingbee

    kingbee Monkey

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    So I never start posts in here because...my life isn't as exciting as what everyone else has to post about in here. I finally have something, well as far as my life goes.

    I almost just set my face on fire. I had some taco shells in the toaster oven at work here. The next thing I know I look over and see flames and dark smoke coming from it. I have no idea where the fire extinguisher is so I waited until the flames went down so I could carry the thing outside.

    I'm dumb and open the door to the oven and (insert what a rushing burst of flames sounds like) . I close my eyes and duck back as fast as I can. Now I have singed eyebrows, hair on my head, and goatee. My lips feel chapped and everything smells bad. :brow:

    Everyone is walking past my desk and has a new name for me.

    What a great way to do a Friday. :disgust1:
     
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  2. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Taco Hell?
     
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  3. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    The too dumb to work at Taco Bell guy?
    Or is that too long?

    Ha, good story,
    Glad your eyebrows are only singed.
    If this would have happened to BV, it could have lead to a Waco compound type fire.
     
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  4. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Welcome to taco hell. Glad you still have a face.

    **damnit - I was on the phone and Dartman beat me to it.
     
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  5. DH Diva

    DH Diva Wonderwoman

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    Taco Suave??



    Oh those crazy 90's.
     
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  6. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Richard Pryor?
     
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  7. kingbee

    kingbee Monkey

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    I was going to wait to shave my head until the spring. I may have a reason to shave it tonight.

    Is it ok to put chapstick on my lips? Or would that be a bad idea?
     
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  8. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    For having the cojones to tell this, perhaps a new avatar for you?

     
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  9. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Edward James Olmos?
     
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  10. kingbee

    kingbee Monkey

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    I have a sense of humor. I have no left eyebrow, but I still have my sense of humor.

    I'm now pronouncing Friday as Taco Day at work.