So I never start posts in here because...my life isn't as exciting as what everyone else has to post about in here. I finally have something, well as far as my life goes. I almost just set my face on fire. I had some taco shells in the toaster oven at work here. The next thing I know I look over and see flames and dark smoke coming from it. I have no idea where the fire extinguisher is so I waited until the flames went down so I could carry the thing outside. I'm dumb and open the door to the oven and (insert what a rushing burst of flames sounds like) . I close my eyes and duck back as fast as I can. Now I have singed eyebrows, hair on my head, and goatee. My lips feel chapped and everything smells bad. Everyone is walking past my desk and has a new name for me. What a great way to do a Friday.