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Is that burning flesh I smell?

kingbee

Monkey
Mar 29, 2004
902
0
Ohio
So I never start posts in here because...my life isn't as exciting as what everyone else has to post about in here. I finally have something, well as far as my life goes.

I almost just set my face on fire. I had some taco shells in the toaster oven at work here. The next thing I know I look over and see flames and dark smoke coming from it. I have no idea where the fire extinguisher is so I waited until the flames went down so I could carry the thing outside.

I'm dumb and open the door to the oven and (insert what a rushing burst of flames sounds like) . I close my eyes and duck back as fast as I can. Now I have singed eyebrows, hair on my head, and goatee. My lips feel chapped and everything smells bad. :brow:

Everyone is walking past my desk and has a new name for me.

What a great way to do a Friday. :disgust1:
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
2,072
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Tejas
Welcome to taco hell. Glad you still have a face.

**damnit - I was on the phone and Dartman beat me to it.
 

kingbee

Monkey
Mar 29, 2004
902
0
Ohio
I was going to wait to shave my head until the spring. I may have a reason to shave it tonight.

Is it ok to put chapstick on my lips? Or would that be a bad idea?