We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
For Sale:
Mountain bike forum. Lightly used. Some useful threads, some not so useful. About 5 members total. Some grease on the back end (you know how it goes). Comes with 2 functioning moderators and plenty of baggage. Neat picture on page three.
I am not a Jerk. If you knew me your bike would work flawlessly. I would lend you money at a favorable interest rate. And take care of your dog while you were on Vacation. Cook you Pizza and Pirogi's with Bacon Sour Cream and Onions. I would bail your ass out of jail. I would catch the person who broke into your house and get all your stuff back. I would get your Bike back after it got stolen. I would cut your lawn and shovel your driveway if you were sick or injured. I would make sauce and let you take credit for it when your mom came over for dinner.
I am not a Jerk. If you knew me your bike would work flawlessly. I would lend you money at a favorable interest rate. And take care of your dog while you were on Vacation. Cook you Pizza and Pirogi's with Bacon Sour Cream and Onions. I would bail your ass out of jail. I would catch the person who broke into your house and get all your stuff back. I would get your Bike back after it got stolen. I would cut your lawn and shovel your driveway if you were sick or injured. I would make sauce and let you take credit for it when your mom came over for dinner.
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