[DirtMcGirk]

Flatbox furniture assembler

My favorite part of this is:

When I come to your house to assemble your furniture, it is mine until I'm done, then it is yours.

Part of me wonders if this is a joke. Part of me thinks this guy will go all Flippy the Squirrel if you don't like his work.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Have him come over and assemble you next piece of Bondage furniture and see if he wants to stick around.

 

[ICEBALL585]

 

[MikeD]

Searching Craigslist again for "box," I see.