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Is this theft?

Theft or not?

  • String him up! Thieving bastage!

    Votes: 4 8.2%
  • Nah, abandoned and fair game...

    Votes: 33 67.3%
  • Loco sucks

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 9 18.4%

  • Total voters
    49

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,440
1,965
Front Range, dude...
So a co worker of mine has noticed a 3 series Trek, locked up at a temporary lodging facility on one of the bases in my area. It has been there for some time...it was there when I pulled into town last fall, sat through the winter, covered in snow. The rotors are rusty, pedal spindles rusted...a bird was starting a nest in the rear wheel. Now it is in my office. He went and popped the lock, and brought it to work..."Hey, look what I got..."I warned him against theif kharma, but he picked it up nonetheless, calling it abandoned and fair game. I call it theft...what say you all?
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
6,805
2,045
.:585:.
Well if a bird had built a nest in it then technically isn't it the bird's bike since he squatted it fair and square? :rolleyes:
 
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Ruffles

Chimp
Apr 3, 2012
87
0
Selah, Wa
If you leave your bike for that long you deserve to have it taken. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did, in my neighborhood that **** woulda been jacked in 2 hours haha.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
40,577
9,586
karma...better off believing in religion.
 
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S.n.a.k.e.

Monkey
Mar 12, 2003
524
0
N. Tonawanda, NY
fair game. Good karma for the bike.

You mentioned bases. If that's as in "Military bases", then I'd try to see if the owner is locate-able.

A little checking today might prevent bad person karma later...
 

bean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 16, 2004
1,335
0
Boulder
I can see how some might consider it theft, but I would tend to consider it abandoned and fair game.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,440
1,965
Front Range, dude...
Thats essentially what I told him...or that the prior owner was KIA and left it locked up. I am watching the MP desk blotters for a report of a stolen fahrad...
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,440
1,965
Front Range, dude...
Okay, how about this one. There is a Cannondale locked up to the bike rack next to another guys building. He says it has been there since before he got there, at least 15 months. We have goofed with it (Turned the bars left and right, chocked the tires with rocks etc...) but it never gets corrected. He wants to cut the lock and rehab it. Chop the lock = theft or no? I say chop it...monkey thoughts?
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Theft is a legal term. So by that standard, look up your state's abandonment laws. It's a little quirky because of the lock, but if pressed I'd say its vandalism on the part of the original owner, and that you're curing blight.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,440
1,965
Front Range, dude...
Dealing with UCMJ and Community Standards here mostly.
I will give him your advice Counselor...you may have a new ustomer if it backfires on him!
 

dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
8,213
4,463
I experienced a similar situation, where a bike was locked up outside our house for about a year with winter snows and all. Sometime in May, a portly woman came around, unlocked the bike, aired up the tires and rode off. I couldn't believe it.
 

C.P.

Monkey
Jan 18, 2004
547
8
SouthEastern Massachusetts
some municipalities/cities and some college campuses are starting programs to deal with abandoned bikes. I say it was fair game, but if I were to do it I'd leave a note similar to the ones like those below, stating bike will be removed after such & such date....