Note to self:
Decline any and all dinner invitations from BurlyShirley.
Decline any and all dinner invitations from BurlyShirley.
Isaiah 36:12
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Hey, Ive found religion. Doesnt that mean anything to you people?
Someone explain this please. I know I'm missing something if BS found religion.
What he found is a phrase in a book talking about eating sh*t and drinking piss.....oddly enough, it's a rather popular publication.
It means a lot.
Unfortunately, if you're not following the relaxed doctrine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it's not worth discussing.
Sorry. That's just the way I feel...
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
Not being know for my mystical proclivities, I find myself at a loss of familiarity with aforementioned phrase.
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Hmmmmmm, Da Vinci Code?
:biggrin:Well, there's this one:Not being know for my mystical proclivities, I find myself at a loss of familiarity with aforementioned phrase. Hmmmmmm, Da Vinci Code?
"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the Lord said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread....Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare they bread forthwith." (Ezekiel 4:12,13) [cooking with poo]
And this one's not so yummy:
"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." (Leviticus 26:29) [cannibalism]
or this one:
"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of they daughters, which the Lord thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee." (Deutoronomy 28:53) [more baby eating]
and the original:
"Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (Isaiah 36:12) [the eating of poo and the drinkng of pee]
"Your Honor, I would like the plantiff to show the court, on the doll, where the defendant noodled him."
uh...you guys are taking those so far out of context its not funny. The verses are refering too cities being under siege and what the people living in them would have to do to survive. Pretty sure they are not advocation the eating of poo and drinking of pee for daily sustenance.
Of course reading them in context is not as fun as "the Bible says you need to eat sh!t...ahahahah"
Of course reading them in context is not as fun as "the Bible says you need to eat sh!t...ahahahah"
Sorry I'm no fun today...or most days for that matter. Or maybe I'm not that sharp. I'm at least sharper than N8.
Old Testament = Fun Testament!
What BBC comedy series had this Character:Mmmm babies.
The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Welles?
Black Adder. But Google answered that for me. I grew up with three whole solid channels of 'Merican TV so short of a few Python episodes on PBS I know nothing of Brit Tele.
Blackadder