[DRB]

And this is what I got going for me
>I rode the bus this morning to work
>Its St. Patrick's Day
>The NCAA tournament is going
>I am the King of Friday
>It appears that hardly anyone is going to be here today.
>I have two laptops.
>I got a 6 pack of pacifico in the fridge.

what's going against me
>I've got a conference call this afternoon at 3pm.

 

[binary visions]

what's going against me
>I've got a conference call this afternoon at 3pm.

You should be drunk for it.

They can't see you, after all.

 

[stevew]

what's going against me
>I've got a conference call this afternoon at 3pm.

And that will prevent you from drinking how?

 

[DRB]

The way I'm figuring it now is that if I pace myself thru lunch and up to the call, I can hit it hard during the call and come out the other end blasted.

 

[hooples3]

hmmm drunk for a conference call... whats the worst that could happen???

it is ONLY a six pack!!

 

[DRB]

hmmm drunk for a conference call... whats the worst that could happen???

it is ONLY a six pack!!

No that's additional to the bottle of brown liquor (which is Ezra Brooks right now) that stays here all the time.

 

[hooples3]

No that's additional to the bottle of brown liquor (which is Ezra Brooks right now) that stays here all the time.

Id start tapping that right now!!!!

 

[Echo]

what's going against me
>I've got a conference call this afternoon at 3pm.

Is there anything stopping you from joining that call from the comfort of your living room?

 

[I Are Baboon]

yeah but what kind of food is on the menu for today?

 

[JRB]

I have a distinct feeling that if DRB gets loaded he will take his pants off. His ability to contain thoughts closely parallels that same ability I have. That said, if he gets drunk, he will take his pants off to sit in his drawers at the office. He won't hold his tongue, and will tell everyone on the conference call. I don't think he can practice the restraint needed here. It's hard to be humble on Friday, if you are the King of Friday.

 

[DRB]

Let's handle all of these

Is there anything stopping you from joining that call from the comfort of your living room?

Dear reverbiration in Moderator Land,
I could probably get away with that. However, I've got too much crap here that I might need during the course of the call. My assistant has been on vacation and subsequently I've gone lord of the flies in my office. Additionally, I'm meeting my wife for dinner and going home and coming back would be a pain in the ass.

Thanks for the suggestion.

yeah but what kind of food is on the menu for today?

Dear grammatically challenged primate,
Not sure. But I'm thinking that since dinner tonight will probably involve more drinking than eating, I should load up. So it being tournament time, I think I shall go for a fried lunch. Maybe bacon wrapped chicken wings with bacon wrapped fries.

I have a distinct feeling that if DRB gets loaded he will take his pants off. His ability to contain thoughts closely parallels that same ability I have. That said, if he gets drunk, he will take his pants off to sit in his drawers at the office. He won't hold his tongue, and will tell everyone on the conference call. I don't think he can practice the restraint needed here. It's hard to be humble on Friday, if you are the King of Friday.

Dear bain of many's existance,
You are very astute in behavioral observation. It is very possible that I would take my pants off. Regardless of whether I do or not, I now intend on announcing "I'm not wearing any pants" in my best Carl imitation at some point during the call. That is if I can avoid yelling at my co-workers and their innate ability to increase my workload thru their own incompetence.

 

[Rockland]

bacon wrapped fries.

Fvck yes!

 

[JRB]

They have these things here called white wings, named after white wing dove. They are not fried, but grilled. However, they are chicken, wrapped in bacon, with pepper jack and jalapeno inside. Yummy. They are overpriced though.

 

[DRB]

They have these things here called white wings, named after white wing dove. They are not fried, but grilled. However, they are chicken, wrapped in bacon, with pepper jack and jalapeno inside. Yummy. They are overpriced though.

 

[stinkyboy]

My cell phone fell in the toilet last night. My cat like reflexes shot my hand wrist deep into a bowl of urine in the hope that a submerged phone would still work. Bad idea.

:wonky2:

 

[JRB]

My cell phone fell in the toilet last night. My cat like reflexes shot my hand wrist deep into a bowl of urine in the hope that a submerged phone would still work. Bad idea.

:wonky2:

I am putting you on ignore, since you smell like piss.

 

[blt2ride]

And this is what I got going for me
>I rode the bus this morning to work
>Its St. Patrick's Day
>The NCAA tournament is going
>I am the King of Friday
>It appears that hardly anyone is going to be here today.
>I have two laptops.
>I got a 6 pack of pacifico in the fridge.

what's going against me
>I've got a conference call this afternoon at 3pm.

Sounds like you need to buy a phone with mute on it for your house. I have taken many conference calls from home...

 

[stinkyboy]

I am putting you on ignore, since you smell like piss.

I don't blame you. I'm going to shake as many hands today as possible. Happy St Patrick's day!

 

[DRB]

I don't blame you. I'm going to shake as many hands today as possible. Happy St Patrick's day!

You rock.

 

[JRB]

You rock.

I agree. It's like a stink palm, but an accident. Please tell us you washed your hands.

Wait - did you throw your watch hand in??? Did you throw it out??? You know how much piss could be in the buttons. ugh

 

[stinkyboy]

I immediately put the phone to my head to see if it worked. 3 drops went into my ear and my cheek was coated. I'll never be the same.

 

[DRB]

I immediately put the phone to my head to see if it worked. 3 drops went into my ear and my cheek was coated. I'll never be the same.

You not only rock..... You SO rock.

 

[JRB]

If you don't end up with a custom title with the words tinkle, urine or piss in it, I will be disappointed.

 

[stinkyboy]

Piss Dipper?

 

[narlus]

DRB, may i suggest a Friday thread topic?

+

 

[JRB]

Piss Dipper?

I hate when people make up their own names, but that ain't bad. It's not like you are getting something to be proud of with that. I like piss dipper. "golden earring" wouldn't be bad either.

 

[JRB]

DRB, may i suggest a Friday thread topic?

+

Shaving a vessel???

 

[DRB]

DRB, may i suggest a Friday thread topic?

+

Razor sailboat?

 

[stinkyboy]

"golden earring" wouldn't be bad either.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

I took a halfday from work, about to leave here in 45 min to go celebrate!

 

[stinkyboy]

DRB, may i suggest a Friday thread topic?

+

Dead thread in 3....2....1....

 

[DRB]

So wings and fries for lunch. BUT best of all we met the glisten chick from the old spice ads. HOLY CRAP

 

[SkaredShtles]

So wings and fries for lunch. BUT best of all we met the glisten chick from the old spice ads. HOLY CRAP

Picture, please?

 

[DRB]

Picture, please?

http://www.whensheshot.com/

 

[Ciaran]

Aw hell... it's friday AND I need to sneak out to get drunk early. I'll take it and run with it.

I AM GOING TO SHAVE MY JUNK SO MY WEINIE LOOKS BIGGER!!!!!!!!


There... I took the hit for the team.

 

[urbaindk]

So wings and fries for lunch. BUT best of all we met the glisten chick from the old spice ads. HOLY CRAP

I told you......

 

[DRB]

I told you......

She was at the resturant we ate at..........

 

[urbaindk]

She was at the resturant we ate at..........

In vinyl pants?

 

[DRB]

Aw hell... it's friday AND I need to sneak out to get drunk early. I'll take it and run with it.

I AM GOING TO SHAVE MY JUNK SO MY WEINIE LOOKS BIGGER!!!!!!!!


There... I took the hit for the team.

How exactly do you shave a boat?

 

[JRB]

Is that link safe???

*thanks Ciaran, but I think you are in the wrong thread.