[BurlyShirley]

Today begins the much-anticipated mustache contest. I'd like for anyone who is thinking about joining to go ahead and do so. And for all of those who've already signed on, let's see those freshly shorn upper lips. I'm going to go shave now.

 

[N8 v2.0]

And for all of those who've already signed on, let's see those freshly shorn upper lips. I'm going to go shave now.

lips?

shaved??

 

[narlus]

nate, let's see yr best latino lover impersonation.

 

[H8R]

nate, let's see yr best latino lover impersonation.

You're inviting n8 to show pics of him fellating his Dominican pool boy?

BAD.

 

[H8R]

While this sounds like a blast, I'm going to be in Europe for two weeks. Fvck not shaving on tour.

Knock yerselves out.

 

[binary visions]

You're inviting n8 to show pics of him fellating his Dominican pool boy?

BAD.

If that gets posted I'm banning everyone who has visited Ridemonkey in the last 72 hours.

For their own good.

 

[BurlyShirley]

While this sounds like a blast, I'm going to be in Europe for two weeks. Fvck not shaving on tour.

Excuses are like a-holes. Everyone's got one and... uh... poop comes out of it or something.

 

[stinkyboy]

Wedding in two weeks. I'll catch up later.

 

[binary visions]

Wedding in two weeks. I'll catch up later.

Congratulations.

Feeling like you've got twice as much as you need again, eh?

 

[jimmydean]

I will get a pic as soon as I get home, I didn't have time this morning.

 

[jonKranked]

I'll give it a fresh shave this afternoon then post the pics.

 

[stinkyboy]

Congratulations.

Feeling like you've got twice as much as you need again, eh?

For a change, this wedding does not include me. I'm just there on a peacekeeping mission to save my brothers wedding from appearing on Springer.

 

[binary visions]

For a change, this wedding does not include me. I'm just there on a peacekeeping mission to save my brothers wedding from appearing on Springer.

You'd be doing all of Ridemonkey a disservice if you don't bring a video camera.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Here I am, now mustache free.

We need more contestants. Don't be a pussy.

 

[stoney]

The facial hair adds to the look. Gotta take it all off nancy.

 

[BurlyShirley]

The facial hair adds to the look. Gotta take it all off nancy.

It's all going to come off, I just went and shave the stache' off real quick for the foto. Im all about wearing a nasty mustache around for a month.

 

[Westy]

I have a few social and proffesional obligations over the next month that will make full participation impossible. But from about the 5th to the 17th it is go time.

 

[aeffertz]

Excuses are like a-holes. Everyone's got one and... uh... poop comes out of it or something.

lmao. whew, that was classic.

 

[skinny mike]

ok i must admit that i shaved yesterday after my haircut, but this is just one day of growth.

 

[stoney]

Are you old enough to grow facial hair?

 

[jimmydean]

Are you old enough to grow facial hair?

That's why BS made it 31 days

 

[Trainwreck]

Pic posted, in the sticky thread- PER instructions...

 

[Damo]

I wish you all luck and understanding.

 

[Sandro]

I wish you all luck and understanding.

Maureen Dowd should also grow one asap, she needs it a lot more than Friedman.

 

[H8R]

Here I am, now mustache free.



We need more contestants. Don't be a pussy.

Didn't you say no beards?


This is going to be a disaster.

 

[builder666]

Are said contestants required to model in leather?

 

[jimmydean]

Didn't you say no beards?


This is going to be a disaster.

My wife said if I soul patch it, I "might" get laid. I will shave it off prior to final cut, though.

 

[bobushka king]

 

[builder666]

First place wins a lazy bear weekend with...

 

[builder666]

Second place gets to rough-it with this guy...

 

[narlus]

Here I am, now mustache free.

We need more contestants. Don't be a pussy.

burly, when did you turn into Jay Farrar?

 

[BurlyShirley]

I dont know who that is.

 

[narlus]

*sigh*

co-leader of Uncle Tupelo, current leader of Son Volt.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I've heard a few Son Volt songs. Not my thing.

 

[loco-gringo]

*sigh*

co-leader of Uncle Tupelo, current leader of Son Volt.

I, too, was sad.