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It's Official: Hipsters have ruined/saved Pabst

sstalder5

Turbo Monkey
Aug 20, 2008
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Beech Mtn Definitely NOT Boulder
Wow I was planning on starting a topic exactly like this. Yesterday I was in the Mellow Mushroom in Boone, NC and as I was eating my delicious calzone, a guy rolled up on his fixie wearing girl jeans and a shirt about 2 sizes too small, about fell trying to stop the bike, and walked in and ordered a PBR from the bar. Surprisingly, they had it on tap.

I bet if the tap was hooked up to the urinals in the bathroom nobody would notice.:D
 

Ithnu

Monkey
Jul 16, 2007
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Denver
I was over Pabst a few years ago. I usually drink High Life. But if I'm with a bunch of people and need to buy beer I usually by Pabst to keep everyone happy.

Lately though I've been drinking Schlitz or Milwaukee's Best. Schlitz changed their recipe to the original one from decades ago and its a much better beer than Pabst. Seriously go buy a 6er, its a pretty good beer.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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Lately though I've been drinking Schlitz or Milwaukee's Best. Schlitz changed their recipe to the original one from decades ago and its a much better beer than Pabst. Seriously go buy a 6er, its a pretty good beer.
I have been searching for Schlitz, but NJ has failed me. Or maybe I need to stop looking in suburbia.
 

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
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Vernon, NJ
I like PBR. Where I live there are no hippsters, my dad always drank pbr. My redneck friends never heard of it until I brought it over one night. Once I got to college I realized it was a hipster drink. Some hipster accused me of being a hipster when I bought a case of bottles. I got 4 beers in when he continued pissing me off calling me a hipster when my redwing was about half way up his rectum. He still has a black eye and I bet will never call me a hipster again. PSP vs Hipster in smackdown PSP = Winner.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
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So Cal
I like PBR. Where I live there are no hippsters, my dad always drank pbr. My redneck friends never heard of it until I brought it over one night. Once I got to college I realized it was a hipster drink. Some hipster accused me of being a hipster when I bought a case of bottles. I got 4 beers in when he continued pissing me off calling me a hipster when my redwing was about half way up his rectum. He still has a black eye and I bet will never call me a hipster again. PSP vs Hipster in smackdown PSP = Winner.
Shut up you fvckin hipster.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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I like PBR. Where I live there are no hippsters, my dad always drank pbr. My redneck friends never heard of it until I brought it over one night. Once I got to college I realized it was a hipster drink. Some hipster accused me of being a hipster when I bought a case of bottles. I got 4 beers in when he continued pissing me off calling me a hipster when my redwing was about half way up his rectum. He still has a black eye and I bet will never call me a hipster again. PSP vs Hipster in smackdown PSP = Winner.
I thought rednecks drank Busch? :confused:


Also:

my redwing was about half way up his rectum.

:rofl:


Also, since when do rednecks wear Redwings? I thought the footwear of choice was Carhartt or flip flops