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It's themontashu's birthday!

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sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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Montashu, for your birthday, I will buy you some fruit picked only by Americans, which should cost about $100.
 

Heath Sherratt

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Jun 17, 2004
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In a healthy tension
Jewish. shewish. blue-ish. ish. driving yet? liscense? scary...but eventually every one needs a chance to kill others with an auto. Stay alive dude! Have another birthday, and lay off the sugar!
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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TheMontashu said:
SWEET DUDE, it will go great with the empty card my jewish grandperents got me
dude, you are only 12. when you turn 13, you get a bat mitzvah, and you get the loot then.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
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sanjuro said:
dude, you are only 12. when you turn 13, you get a bat mitzvah, and you get the loot then.
I got kicked out of sunday school so I never had a bar mitzvah, well technacly I did by turning 13

Heath Sherratt said:
Jewish. shewish. blue-ish. ish. driving yet? liscense? scary...but eventually every one needs a chance to kill others with an auto. Stay alive dude! Have another birthday, and lay off the sugar!
I've had my lisence for a couple months now, soon as I get a chance i'll hit you up and go ride.



And I don't eat pixie stickf for lunch any more; I only did that once or twice