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c2001

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Aug 10, 2001
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yep, i'm a citizen. i went thru the socal border patrol and was 20lbs over-weight and i didn't have enough blonde highlights. i have 60 days to comply or i'll be escorted out.

i'm working in valencia (practically norcal) and looking for a room to live in until the fall...valencia/santa clarita or over towards ventura...i'd make the ventura commute. i have couches to crash on, but i'm looking for a room...i'll probably gone a bit during the summer, so cheap/crappy...i don't care. don't have much crap w/ me either. anyone w/ knowledge or cheap space, lemme know.

orven...thanks for the heads up. i didn't know that.
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
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Livin it up in the O.C.
©2001 said:
yep, i'm a citizen. i went thru the socal border patrol and was 20lbs over-weight and i didn't have enough blonde highlights. i have 60 days to comply or i'll be escorted out.

i'm working in valencia (practically norcal) and looking for a room to live in until the fall...valencia/santa clarita or over towards ventura...i'd make the ventura commute. i have couches to crash on, but i'm looking for a room...i'll probably gone a bit during the summer, so cheap/crappy...i don't care. don't have much crap w/ me either. anyone w/ knowledge or cheap space, lemme know.

orven...thanks for the heads up. i didn't know that.
Spoonie,
Drop me a PM some time if you wanna come down and check out some of the OC trails. We have it ALL!! Sick DH, Tech trail-rides, and XC trails that climb halfway up to heaven.
Once you find the goods up there, mybe some of us can come up and keep you company. We'll bring you a complementary bottle of Peroxide too. ;)

:thumb:
 

Orvan

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Mar 5, 2002
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Just James is the county registered porn king in Valencia, he may have some insight on where to look for halfway houses in the area.

You also need to bleach your tongue and start saying "brah" instead of bro.. or is that just an OC thing? I don't know anymore, dude, brah!
 

c2001

Paparazzi
Aug 10, 2001
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where everyone is
i'm successfully working "brah" into my everyday vocabulary...people can hardly tell i'm not from here, brah.

(see you can't either)
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Reno 911
©2001 said:
i'm successfully working "brah" into my everyday vocabulary...people can hardly tell i'm not from here, brah.

(see you can't either)
If you let one "hella" slip out, they will lynch you on spot, consider yourself warned ;)

btw Santa Barbara isn't too far away and offers bevy of beauties and rocky trails. Welcome to So-Cal "brah" :thumb:
 

c2001

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Aug 10, 2001
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where everyone is
man, you guys are all weird.

i heard that socal was trying to attain the rights to "hella" so who knows.

anyone live in fillmore between valencia and ventura? freaking paradise if you ask me.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Reno 911
©2001 said:
anyone live in fillmore between valencia and ventura? freaking paradise if you ask me.
Bwahahaha. Man, if any monkies live in Fillmore they sure as hell ain't gonna fess up to it! :blah:

Now Santa Paula, thats some quality liv'n too ;)
 

c2001

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Aug 10, 2001
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i could see about santa paula, but fillmore seems like there's land o'plenty out there to get some shredding done, it's not far from inland crap or the coast...plus it looks cheap, LOL.
 
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Orven said:
Just James is the county registered porn king in Valencia, he may have some insight on where to look for halfway houses in the area.

You also need to bleach your tongue and start saying "brah" instead of bro.. or is that just an OC thing? I don't know anymore, dude, brah!
You wanna stay away from those (714) weirdos. Us (909) folk is much better. We is have some cooler trails that we like to ride on sometimes. If you wood like to come out to our part of soCAL you should. LATE.

-D-Dog.

PEE ESS(if you wanna be one uv us you gotta have a cool nickname too)
 

Orvan

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downhillzeypher said:
We is have some cooler trails that we like to ride on sometimes. If you wood like to come out to our part of soCAL you should.
We're like uhm good here like in the suburbs of tijuana and stuff. We have "909" over here too as in Lakeside, El Cajon and Santee--especially--just without the flames. Like dude, we're covered.
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Orven said:
Just James is the county registered porn king in Valencia, he may have some insight on where to look for halfway houses in the area.

You also need to bleach your tongue and start saying "brah" instead of bro.. or is that just an OC thing? I don't know anymore, dude, brah!
CARBON Porn King thank you. And I'm actually not in Valencia, I'm in Camarillo now, was in Ventura.
How did I miss this thread? Damn!
Anyway "brah," Fillmore actually isn't that bad of a place, down the 126, if I were staying around here, I'd think about it. I'm not much of a huge party guy, and it's cheap, lots of land around, dirt bike track in Piru, etc...
Since I have some time now, if you're down to ride some XC down by the coast here, let me know, Sycamore is SICK. Haven't been doing too much of the DH stuff, but Zark is the guy in SB for that. Jumps/etc up in Goleta too.
Anyway, hit me up with a PM or something if you want to see the sights in VTA or whatever, I'm down for a good time whenever, while I'm still here...
Anyway, welcome to the area, I have a couch if you are ever in desperate need...

JJames