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I've been Had!

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
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Montgomery county MD
So, walking upstairs to my girlfriends apartment today, I see lying on the windowsill in the stairwell a video tape marked "sex tape." I pick it up, go get my girl, go back down to my apartment, put it in, and nothing. Not a damn thing on the tape.

I was excited too :(
 

arboc!

Turbo Monkey
Dec 18, 2004
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spokane, WA
would anyone in there right mind actaully label a sex tape "sex tape". it was probably some jesus freak trying to "cleanse" the world... it probably had poison on it.
 

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
4,097
10
Pa. / North Jersey
...rarely have I marked my sex tapes with the words: "Sex Tape" when leaving them in public places where people can easily find them.

Usually I'll come up with something different for the title such as: "Flesh Gordon", "Robofox", or even "Foreskin Gump" and THEN leave them around my building for people to find....

...but "Sex Tape"?

Nah.

...clearly the work of someone with neither the imagination, nor fortitude to deliberately film themselves during the act of fornication.

Losers.:rolleyes:
 

maxyedor

<b>TOOL PRO</b>
Oct 20, 2005
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In the bathroom, fighting a battle
mabye they had a blank tape at the ready incase something went down, pun intended, and now is any sexual escapades occur you have robbed them of the chance to document it. for shame! it's realy a good plan I mean how embarassing would that be to tell your wife that you just taped over the kids first christmass with a poorly acted pizza man skit?
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
Who uses tape for their sex videos?

I use digital. Better quality, plus, it's already ready for uploading to your favorite amateur porn site.
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
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H8R said:
The tape was not meant to be inserted into a vcr....

haha yeah that's what I was thinking. Sort of like that Family Guy where the two kids are fighting over the vcr. "It's my turn with the sex box"
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
H8R said:
The tape was not meant to be inserted into a vcr....
This is probably the funniest post by H8R I have ever read.
I was going to make some comment about how he probably has herpes all over his hand now or something, but I can't now, this was too perfect.
 

Brian HCM#1

MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 7, 2001
31,296
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Bay Area, California
BigMike said:
So, walking upstairs to my girlfriends apartment today, I see lying on the windowsill in the stairwell a video tape marked "sex tape." I pick it up, go get my girl, go back down to my apartment, put it in, and nothing. Not a damn thing on the tape.

I was excited too :(
I see you found the Acadian sex tape;)