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I've been Had!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigMike, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    So, walking upstairs to my girlfriends apartment today, I see lying on the windowsill in the stairwell a video tape marked "sex tape." I pick it up, go get my girl, go back down to my apartment, put it in, and nothing. Not a damn thing on the tape.

    I was excited too :(
     

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  2. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Thought it might be someone getting back at their ex in the building or somthing :devil:
     
  3. arboc!

    arboc! Turbo Monkey

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    would anyone in there right mind actaully label a sex tape "sex tape". it was probably some jesus freak trying to "cleanse" the world... it probably had poison on it.
     
  4. S.K.C.

    S.K.C. Turbo Monkey

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    ...rarely have I marked my sex tapes with the words: "Sex Tape" when leaving them in public places where people can easily find them.

    Usually I'll come up with something different for the title such as: "Flesh Gordon", "Robofox", or even "Foreskin Gump" and THEN leave them around my building for people to find....

    ...but "Sex Tape"?

    Nah.

    ...clearly the work of someone with neither the imagination, nor fortitude to deliberately film themselves during the act of fornication.

    Losers.:rolleyes:
     
  5. maxyedor

    maxyedor <b>TOOL PRO</b>

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    mabye they had a blank tape at the ready incase something went down, pun intended, and now is any sexual escapades occur you have robbed them of the chance to document it. for shame! it's realy a good plan I mean how embarassing would that be to tell your wife that you just taped over the kids first christmass with a poorly acted pizza man skit?
     
  6. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    I think its a trap... clean all your fingerprints off of it ..pronto
     
  7. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    It's like The Ring. You only have ten days to live.
     
  8. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    maybe it was part of a plan to.... record something on there?

    :)
     
  9. skyst3alth

    skyst3alth Monkey

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    You should have told your girlfriend it's a sign from God, and busted out the baby oil

    -Adam
     
  10. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    This is a wise man. Listen to him.

    Then post it. :devil:
     
  11. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Who uses tape for their sex videos?

    I use digital. Better quality, plus, it's already ready for uploading to your favorite amateur porn site.
     
  12. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Maybe it's a signal for how much sex they are getting (i.e. none in the case of that tape)
     
  13. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    The tape was not meant to be inserted into a vcr....
     
  14. Craw

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    haha yeah that's what I was thinking. Sort of like that Family Guy where the two kids are fighting over the vcr. "It's my turn with the sex box"
     
  15. James

    James Carbon Porn Star

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    This is probably the funniest post by H8R I have ever read.
    I was going to make some comment about how he probably has herpes all over his hand now or something, but I can't now, this was too perfect.
     
  16. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I was thinking I probably have Szars or somthing, but........ oh well. I was too intruigued :D
     
  17. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    I see you found the Acadian sex tape;)
     
  18. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    This whole thread leaves me flaccid.:(