I've met some stupid broads in my day...but this one takes the cake...


Jul 3, 2004
The armpit of San Diego
MSNBC said:
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. - A woman says she still plans to marry the man who shot her in the groin and then held her hostage in his family’s garage for six days.

Tina Marie Stebbins revealed her intentions in a letter released Monday as her boyfriend, Christian Leroy Lindblad, 37, was sentenced to 20 years in prison for shooting her in June 2002.

“I love Christian today as deeply as I loved him before this awful thing happened to us,” Stebbins wrote in a victim impact statement. “We are soul mates.”

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
Boy, that'll be an awkward conversation on their wedding night....

Him: "Hey baby you wanna do it now??"
Her: "Um...about that....you remember when..."
Him: "Oh...yeah...riiight....Um...Once I find health insurance we'll have that taken care of..."


Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
Jimtown, CO
Did you just say BROADS!?

Well, listen here, see, if you say that again, about a dame, see, Me, Sammy here & Jimmy-Two-Times, are gonna pump you so full of lead, see, that you will never call a dame a broad, eva' again, see?

jeez...what decade is it?