i've never seen any of the star wars movies....
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midget clowns? i wouldnt sleep for days
u re just jealous ur reaction time is not fast enough and u don t have the balls to hook up a kayak to a couple of rolls royce jet engines with just two ropes and then rip through the grand canyon while skipping sniper shots.
I'm sorry, but I don't speak Gibberish....
but something tells me you speak fluent Klingon
but something tells me you speak fluent Klingon
No - but I can understand the Hutts....but something tells me you speak fluent Klingon
just skip epsiodes 1, 2, and 3
And 4, 5, and 6 as well and go ride your bike... you'll be better for it.
1 wasn't that bad...although the removal of Jar Jar would have made the movie a lot better. 2 was good for development and 3 tied it all together nicely. I would see them exactly in order....you would also get a better understanding of what is going on as well....D
so, the agreement seems to be
4-5-6
then 1-2-3.
alright. tomorrow monday, i'll dedicate my afternoon to watch a classic.
no distractions, blasting speakers, closed drapes, lights off.
any previous read anyone recommends?
so i dont get lost in the story, miss details or something???
4-5-6
then 1-2-3.
alright. tomorrow monday, i'll dedicate my afternoon to watch a classic.
no distractions, blasting speakers, closed drapes, lights off.
any previous read anyone recommends?
so i dont get lost in the story, miss details or something???
almost nothing.
at least one of stars wars comes up on tv like every week on cable or on-air tv. i always tried not to see, read or learn anything from them. i wanted to watch it with time, calmly.
i didnt watch movies when i was a kid, sitting 2-3 hours in front of a tv was waaaay beyond my attention span. plus my english wasnt good enough when i was 10-12 to watch a whole movie and pick up everything. (translations, specially with witty classics like woody allen, usually suck donkey balls).
so when i was a kid i figured out, i'll watch the classics later.
for example, i saw the godfather for the first time just last year at age 23. same thing with the graduate, annie hall, casablanca, citizen kane and many other classics i watched for the first time in the last 12 months.
but, the only thing i could not shield myself from is the "luke am your father".
besides that, i dont know anything else about him, other than he is a kid who races in one of the new star wars.
Stay away from the books...fanboy uber-nerd drivel.
I agree. All those movies were about the same. Bad acting but great entertainment.
People seem to forget that they watched 4,5,6 through the eyes of a child, and they watched 1,2,3, through the eyes of some dude with old wrinkled balls, jaded after years of being stuck in a office cubicle.
They blame Lucas for their lives.
I've never seen any of them either, and i'm not interested in them really.....
You suck....
true that.
i watched star wars for the first time 7 years ago in ep # order (and became a big sw nerd ever since, btw)... and it was underwhelming.
makes a whole lot more sense to watch 4,5,6 first.
yoda looks like a ridiculous prop in the original trilogy.
will watch it again, starting with 4,5,6.... as enough time has passed that I dont remember much of the details.
b/c Jennifer Aniston + Courtney Cox nips > Carrie Fisher + Natalie Portman no nips?
Because it is only slightly less craptastic...but the nips are good too.
hmmmm....no comment.
I started watching Star Wars because of Family Guy. True Story.
So, I watched in episode order, over 10 years ago.
Takes from watching the prequels before the original trilogy.
- I never thought of Darth Vader as "the" bad guy. He mostly came up to me as grown up emo hung up on his childhood limitations. Almost a secondary character in my book.
- Darth Maul. This is *the* badass of the series. Never saw an action villain of his caliber again in all of star wars. Most menacing bad guy.
- Palpatine. I would consider Star Wars to be about him. Cunning, greatly acted, awesome lines and delivery.
- Count Dooku and Obi Wan. If only I could be as cool at age 70+.
- Yoda´s scenes in Empire Strikes back are the stuff religions are made from/start.
- Luke? Almost secondary character in the overall arc. Obi Wan and Palpatine become far more substantial.
Star Wars change a lot, if you alter the watching order.
Takes from watching the prequels before the original trilogy.
- I never thought of Darth Vader as "the" bad guy. He mostly came up to me as grown up emo hung up on his childhood limitations. Almost a secondary character in my book.
- Darth Maul. This is *the* badass of the series. Never saw an action villain of his caliber again in all of star wars. Most menacing bad guy.
- Palpatine. I would consider Star Wars to be about him. Cunning, greatly acted, awesome lines and delivery.
- Count Dooku and Obi Wan. If only I could be as cool at age 70+.
- Yoda´s scenes in Empire Strikes back are the stuff religions are made from/start.
- Luke? Almost secondary character in the overall arc. Obi Wan and Palpatine become far more substantial.
Star Wars change a lot, if you alter the watching order.
Really? I thought darth maul was all visuals, no real menace even as a silent-killer type. Kind of a disappointment, but at least he wasn't as much of one as the force-bacteria. Vader had personality and his own severe charm.
Edit: And he was no doubt ruined for you by being introduced as kid Aniken. Ugh, I hate those movies so much.
Edit: And he was no doubt ruined for you by being introduced as kid Aniken. Ugh, I hate those movies so much.
in the movies, Maul was almost irrelevant. i didn't come to appreciate him more until the cartoon series.