Jackass penguin update


Jack Ass Pen Goo Win
Oct 15, 2004
South Bend
Jackass Update article

Penguin zoo refuses to lose hope

Toga is a rare and endangered breed of penguin
A zoo is refusing to give up hope even though the search for a stolen baby penguin has so far proved fruitless.
Three-month-old Toga has not been seen since vanishing from Amazon World on the Isle of Wight more than a week ago.

After a tip-off that the rare bird had been dumped in Portsmouth docks in a plastic bag, a search of the harbour failed to turn up anything.

Meanwhile, parents Oscar and Kyala seem to have moved on and are preparing to lay more eggs, says the zoo.

The couple were showing signs of nesting and had begun 'courting', said manager Kath Bright.

Even so, she said, they were still following up all leads and were determined to find out what happened.

"I don't think we will give up. We will follow up every phone call we get - which is what we have been doing over Christmas," she said.

The zoo has offered a £1,000 reward - with more than £2,000 more from donations - for the return of Toga, who they said would die without its mother.

Rare breed

Toga lives on a special diet, needs to be kept cool with access to plenty of fresh water, and will not take food from humans.

It is thought thieves may have scaled a 6ft (1.8m) outer wall at Amazon World, before clambering over an 8ft (2.4m) metal and concrete barrier to steal Toga.

Toga was the first South African Jackass Penguin to be bred at the island zoo. There are now only six adults left there, including Toga's parents.

There are about 150 to 200 of the rare and endangered breed in the UK.

wow, I am obsessed with this missing Penguin and his parents have already moved on.....


Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
Chandler, AZ, USA
robdamanii said:
What kind of asshat steals a Penguin. I hope the penguin poops all over his house.

Like a remake of the birds. SCREE!!! {waddle waddle waddle} Scree!! {Waddle Waddle}......

Or maybe Penguin Bombers.....It could be like a pac man video game..except when they get close they eat an alka seltzer.....


Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
New England
splat said:

Penguin under glasss
Penguin Fricasee
Roast Penguin , with a Dill & sausage stuffing
Deep Fried Penguin with a Holindase sauce :drool:
Penguin Burgers
Barbequed Penguin .

etc etc
Pengturducken! :drool:


bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
in a bear cave
Penguins are badass, and this one probably beat the hell out of his captors and is now pecking the meat off of their plunderous bones.