JD Vance had sex with a couch.
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Apparently it takes a few years to change into a reprehensible human being. 
A few years and that sweet sweet Peter Thiel $$$$Apparently it takes a few years to change into a reprehensible human being.
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So how long before the MAGA crowd and Fox News starts blathering on about how it’s totally normal to have sex with your furniture ? We’ll all be labeled as anti-murican for not blowing deep into a love seat.
The couch thing is a troll hoax and harping on it probably just fuels the fire of mud slinging about lies and propaganda. I doubt it’ll be more than a Fox talking point about how people left of center are vicious character assassins spreading lies.
JD has plenty of other things to poke fun of. Anyone else consider how his children = votes policy would prevent certain religious folks with vows of clerical celibacy from participating in the democratic traditions of this country due to their lack of genetic investment? I don’t hear defenders of the church outraged at this exclusionary angle.
JD has plenty of other things to poke fun of. Anyone else consider how his children = votes policy would prevent certain religious folks with vows of clerical celibacy from participating in the democratic traditions of this country due to their lack of genetic investment? I don’t hear defenders of the church outraged at this exclusionary angle.
This. No need to spread nonsense stories when there is so much *actual* bullshit going on.
I’ve been hiking since mid April and don’t get a regular news cycle. So I come back from the Green Tunnel to some bizarre shit sometimes.
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Honestly you probably timed it perfectly. If you knew more of what was going on you'd probably disappear into the wilderness permanently.
Wow!.... 
Tim Walz Says He Looks Forward to Debating JD Vance If He’ll ‘Get Off the Couch’
Tim Walz made a couch joke about JD Vance and staked his claim to Middle American values in his vice presidential debut.
variety.com
Tim Walz Says He Looks Forward to Debating JD Vance If He’ll ‘Get Off the Couch’
Tim Walz made a couch joke about JD Vance and staked his claim to Middle American values in his vice presidential debut.
Oh, this could turn out to be quite excellent...
Firefighter union boos JD Vance during speech at event in Boston
The union represents more than 349,000 full-time professional fire fighters and emergency medical workers.
www.usatoday.com
Didn’t know he was in town. This is an important time of the year, it’s when people leave their old furniture and couches out on the curb for others to take.
