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Jealousy - are you ready for it?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Damo, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    I have just been offered the task of training chefs on the small Caribbean island of Mustique during the off season.
    The company will fly myself and my fiancee from France to Barbados then on to Mustique Island.
    There we chill out for a week in one of the villas, diving, trekking, mountain biking and relaxing.
    Then during the second week I will be teaching the company's chefs a few bits and pieces.
    Then we will be flown back home to France.
    No money is exchanging hands, but they are covering all costs of the holiday.
    If all pans out well, this will be a yearly event. Two weeks every year on this island sounds pretty damn good to me.
    Have a look at this link to see what I mean...
    I am super excited. Never been over there before.
     

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  2. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    you're a douche bag, lucky bastard.
     
  3. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I'm going to make sure I burn your house.
     
  4. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    crashing at a trail near you...
    dont forget to steal his bikes before you burn his house and while your at it, use his address to sign him up for every gay midget necrophilic bestiality site in the whole innerwebs...
     
  5. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    You are soon to be the victim of identity theft
     
  6. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    You will be too, after the first theft has taken place.
     
  7. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    I would feel sorry for anyone taking the time to steal my identity.

    I also feel sorry for my tapeworm.
     
  8. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Fvck no, I'm not stealing your identity. I'm stealing the identity that you're going to steal from Damo.
     
  9. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    ...then it would be... what?....third-hand?
    Might need to wash it.
     
  10. MountainDrew

    MountainDrew Monkey

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    anything from r464 i would want to wash.....maybe burn