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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by robdamanii, Oct 13, 2005.

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What should I have done?

  1. Told them no thanks and have a good night.

    21 vote(s)
    26.6%
  2. Invited them in for tea.

    2 vote(s)
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  3. Invited them in and seduce the cute one.

    20 vote(s)
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  4. Invited them in and seduced them both.

    3 vote(s)
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  5. Invited them in and asked them to seduce each other.

    17 vote(s)
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  6. Slammed the door in their face

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  7. Just locked the door without acknowledging them.

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  1. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    So a pair of them came to my door a few minutes ago. Mind you it's raining out, fairly hard. The one chick was at least rather attractive for a door to door religious-ite but the other chick was just too old and wore way too much makeup. They were asking for the woman who moved out a month ago, but when I explained she moved, they asked if I was interested in Jesus.

    I kindly said "No thanks, not interested" and wished them a good evening.

    Should I have: (see poll)
     

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  2. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I see no poll...
     
  3. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Fvcking thing....fixed.
     
  4. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Where's the option for eviscerating them on the porch and then hanging their entrails from the front of the house?

    I mean - it's almost Halloween for Jehova's sake.
     
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    surfinguru Turbo Monkey

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    Oyy, let's not talk about JW's. That crap was forced on me until I was 15.... too many questions they couldn't answer. Way too cult like for me as well, but hey, to each their own.
     
  6. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Where is the roofies option? :devil:
     
  7. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Can't edit....damnit.

    Oh well. Those were options, but I just ate.
     
  8. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Jeezus. Hurry up, man. :mad:

    Edit: You suck.
     
  9. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Hey man, I don't have the power to edit....i can delete and repost if it's THAT important.
     
  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I don't care what you do.

    You still suck.
     
  11. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    I got the pic off my cameraphone of her finally (this damn phone is a bit strange).

    What do you think SS?Jehovas Witness chick
     
  12. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Suck, suck, suck, suck........... :mad:
     
  13. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    should've called BlueBug and had a holy foursome.
     
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    I have to say what my grandfather used to tell them had to be the best... He would answer the door and they would start with their typical speech, he would ask them to hold on for a second and would go into the house and retrive his folded US flag. He would hold the flag and aks them to salute it, he them told them if they wouldn't salute his flag he would not care to hear them out, and turn and shut the door.
     
  15. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Strange thing here is these two didn't launch into the spiel, they were very polite and friendly at the beginning. They weren't at ALL pushy about it, which is a nice change from the ones in Ithaca.

    The cute one had to have noticed I was staring at her little badge, which was resting on her cleavage. Hrm...

    And SS, wasn't she cute? :devil:
     
  16. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    My hate grows for you, grasshopper........... :mad:
     
  17. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    But she had a cute rack, didn't she? :p
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Apparantly you should tell a Johoho that you used to be a Joho yourself. Never done it but apparantly they will literally run from you.
     
  19. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Really? Wonder why. Perhaps the conversion factor is too much.
     
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    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Meh...It's prolly cause they get taught that if you left the faith, that you're infested with the devil or some stupid sh*t like that...

    Oddly enough, I saw two at my LBS awhile back (summer of 2004 I believe...) and they were shopping for bikes... Couple days later I saw them riding around on them door-to-door in my neighborhood...

    They must've been the lazy ones.

    And, yes, if anyone is thinking of asking, I did try to hit them with my car. :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :stosh:
     
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    Holy heaven...I don't even know where to begin on this one... :confused: :rolleyes:
     
  22. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    blue how do you.....
    wtf is he..........

    i dont know im stumped.. I feel for you.. your going right to heaven
     
  23. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Wait...what did I do? :confused:
     
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    slam the god-damn door.
    i do it all the time, it wont hurt their feelings they are used to it :eviltongu
     
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    Silver find me a tampon

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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    hahaha....aww, you make me feel warm and fuzzy, hoop :D
     
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    I told the mormans I would listen to them after they samed a redbull smoked a cigerette and drink a beer.
     
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    I would have voted for "Helped them put the Ho' back in Jehova", but alas that was not an option...
     
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  30. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Hrm....I see the "seduce each other" option is in the lead. And I have a video camera that's basically ready to tape too.... :think:
     
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    dude my Secretary at work is a JW. She's 18-19, works really hard, earns decent money, etc. etc.

    Here's what get's me, her dad drops her off, and picks her up from work everyday, she's got to be home every night by 10pm if she goes out with girl friends, and if she goes out with a boy, he must be a JW himself, and they have to have one of their parents go along with them.

    The other day, when she told me all this, I said I felt sorry for her, and I swear she almost broke down in tears.

    She's got a good job, and seems to be pretty bright.

    I'm predicting she cracks, and uses some of her hard earned money to go out and get a place of her own, far away from the other psyco's she's been living with her whole life.

    It's a pretty sad situation if you ask me.
     
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    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    I used to spray them with a supersoaker, through the mail slot on my door.
    It took a few times, but eventually they figured out they weren't wanted.

    Also, the JWs in my neighborhood were always the old ones...if they were cute they would have gotten an: "Oops, my bad. I thought you were my friend, we're having a water fight. Would you like to come in and dry off?"

    I actually know quite a few younger JWs, they party harder than most people I know. Rebelling against such a conservative religion, I guess...
     
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    I a kid that saw them coming down the street, so he thought of the worst thing he could say to them. when he opens the door he says "JESUS DESERVED IT" They almost cried
     
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    so wrong and yet so funny.
     
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    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    i give them all copys of the movie "orgasmo"
     
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    They couldn't have been real Jehovah's cuz they always have kids with them.

    The Cheese
     
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    Crazy Sweeper more COWBELL!

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    My dad answered the door with his bathrobe wide open one time. It started as an accident, but it worked great. They ran away, and they haven't bothered him since.
     
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    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    you dumbass, I sent them to you......they're stripper friends of mine that had to go up your way..........only if you invited them in....

    you disapoint me


    maybe, I should have told them to go w/their cathlic school girl outfits