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  1. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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  2. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I know I'm repeating myself, but this crap is why we got rid of TV in our house. :nope:
     
  4. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    You can watch the full episodes on mtv.com just in case you missed anything.
     
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    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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  6. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I approve of your curmudgeonliness.... :D
     
  7. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Thank you.:thumb: My wife seems to think it makes me some kind of A-hole.
     
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    Fist pumping like a champion! Yeah! Yeah! Situation fist pump! This beat is Awwsome!
     
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    We only have rednecks in big trucks. Guidos are an exclusively east coast phenomenon.
     
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    Phenomenom?...no. Jersey/NY?..yes.
     
  11. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Well... to her credit... she's probably right. :D
     
  12. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Guidos need to die.

    We need to get mmike on this show.
     
  13. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Guido Beach:



    I went to HS with douchebags just like this back in the late 80's, Upstate NY. Those people getting pissed at MTV are retarded. It's the east coast plague.
     
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    hahaha I think the show is pretty amusing.

    My favorite character is "The Situation" mainly because of the bonedeth nickname.
     
  15. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Don't play both at the same time, it could very well open a portal that will allow an unholy beast to get through.
     
  16. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Oh don't get me wrong. I'm an A-hole, but my "curmudgeonliness", as you say, its just one tiny part of me that makes up the complete A-hole. Just ask anyone I work with. :weee:
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Okay......

    So I'll admit, I've spent my entire life in the West (since I've been old enough to remember anyway), in fact Colorado is as far east as I've ever lived. I'm a bit ignorant of life on the East Coast because of this, but that cannot be real can it? I thought this Guido phenomenon was just some weird isolated culture thing but its not is it? :twitch:
     
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    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Unfortunately, it real.
     
  19. JRogers

    JRogers talks too much

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    I don't know what would qualify it as isolated or not but, god damn, it is prevalent enough if you are in the right (read: wrong) places. When I lived in Jersey I used to go to the YMCA to work out- not in a town that is guido central or anything- but, holy crap, guidos love lifting weights. There were always ridiculous-looking meathead guidos there. Always. I never understood how people could be so self-satisfied with entirely living into a (ridiculous, terrible) stereotype.

    My only real issue is that they give Jersey a bad name. I love Jersey but the reality of the guido is a hard thing to live with. However, as a few people have noted, Long Island and its environs are perhaps the guido/shore-trash center of gravity. Just another example of New York giving Jersey their crap while stealing the good stuff (the Jets, Statue of Liberty, Frank Sinatra, etc.)
     
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    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Grew up in the Bronx. True.
     
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    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    My cousins lived in River Edge, a nice suburb in NJ. They were smart people, surrounded with other smart people.

    While we can all laugh at the Guido culture, any major urban area can claim this kind of fools.

    Take "The Most Hated" MC of Hayward, for example:

    Man Leads CHP 160-Mile Chase, Reaching Speeds Of 120 MPH
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Douchebag culture is rampant worldwide.
     
  23. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Oh ****...:rofl:
    there is some comedy gold in that clip.
     
  24. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Can't blame all of the east coast
    <-- North of guidos, south of canadians

    I don't think I've ever met one of these bronzed goons.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Hey, somebody has to fill the shallow end of the gene pool.
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    this show is another reason south Jersey sucks
     
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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    My wife and I decided to have a few friends over last week to watch Jersey Shore. But we had to do it right. We had a Jersey Shore/Douchebag Party. And it was GRAND.

    Needless to say we were first pumpin' like CHAMPS.



     
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    people who dress up and act like jersey douchebags to be funny/ironic are almost as annoying as the people they are making fun of, imo.
     
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    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Chick with 3/4 sleeve is relevant to my interests.
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Caught up on the shows last night. My wife was hesitant to watch but I tied her to the couch and tooth picked her eyes open. She was googling videos this morning on my way out the door for a fix.
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    You have your wife tied to the couch & you watch MTV with her?!?!?!
    :think:
    FAIL!!!!!!!!
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    Dude that punched the skank is the face is from Deer Park, NY which is in Long Island, NY. I'm sure you can relate since you live in Orange County with the Teutul's
     
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    I haven't seen much of the show but I'm guessing most of the people on it are a$$holes from NY and north NJ - or as people born and raised in the area call bennys. I live just a couple miles from the ocean and our area is not like that at all. Even for a guy raised in Western MA and VT, it's enjoyable and very mellow - a lot more surf and beach inspired than the gym and club.

    On the bike end - lots of local people and kids ride to the beach. Tons of cruisers and roadies getting miles in but enjoying the breeze off the ocean even in the hot summer. There is some really good mtn biking in the area. Maybe not New England caliber sniggle but it will put a smile on many rider's face - 2 or 3 spots all within a mile or 2 of the beach. Even a few DJ spots hidden in various places. Get laps at the trails in the morning and then get laps on the waves in the afternoon.
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Is she 7?:rofl:
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    That's funny.

    Everyone knows a real guido doesn't eat Domino's or have insurance, so no loss.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Like how black people use the n-word amongst themselves?
     
  40. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    i dont think it would be as funny as guidos