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Jesse James - down with the skankness

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  1. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    Cheating on the wife is bad enough... and the wife is Sandra Bullock... and you picked this fine bit of "human" life to do it with? Get a lawyer and some shots.



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  2. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Chicks with tattoos -> :drool:
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  3. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    You can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the trash...
     
  4. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    White Power!

     
  8. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    you all talk like being married to sandra bullock is a good thing......she has all the acting talent of a russ meyer chick without the tits.....and her oscar win was a fvcking joke...
     
  9. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Steve, Steve, Steve...Sandra Bullock (To me...) is definitely a step up from Ms. DaddydintpayenoughattentiontomesoIgotthiscoolforeheadtattooandsleptwitheveryone, acting ability notwithstanding. I dont think I have ever seen a Sandra Bullock movie, actually...
     
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    My guess is that she let him piihb. Sandra...not so much.
     
  11. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    "bombshell" needs to work on waxing her upper lip

    that tatt on her 8head is pretty awful. and are her eyebrows inked on too??
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I thought exactly the same thing.
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    How bad does a forehead tattoo have to hurt? :eek:
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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  18. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    not as much as the shame. though i'm pretty sure that thing is hollow and about as free from sensation as her uvula.

    who gets to be Harvey?
     
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    <-------- Would SOOOOOOOOO hit that
     
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    Who? Harvey?
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    so i guess everyone forgot about the porn star, psyco, skank he was with before sandra
     
  24. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    He obviously didn't...
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    she was a lot hotter than this freakazoid. and didnt have a stupid tatt on her 8head
     
  27. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    It's a pretty safe bet to say Ms. illegible forehead tattoo will be in porn soon enough.
     
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    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Dare we say Ms. Bullock was hit hard by this...from her "Blind Side?"
     
  29. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    No. We daren't.
     
  30. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Forsooth.

    Guess she wasn't blindsided, exactly.

    It'd be like being blindsided from the front by an oncoming semi-tractor with its highbeams on.
     
  31. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Considering that scrutinizing that simian-forehead leads me to believe the second word on that tattoo is "sinner," my guess is that she's already been in some and it will just be a matter of time before someone leaks it.

    Besides, lets not all judge him. We've all been there. Sometimes you just need a woman who will let you poop back and forth, forever.
     
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    blackohio Generous jaywalker

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    Im not gonna lie, im stomp that **** out. I ****ing love whores.
     
  33. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Whaaaaaaaaaahhhhtttt Paaaaahhhhrrr!
     
  34. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    If she got a bulls-eye instead of 'sinner' it might have been good for a tax deduction.
     
  35. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    She prolly wouldnt let Jesse "blind side" her...
     
  36. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    To be fair, there is a keyhole tattooed between her boobs...and there might only be one allowable deduction for this type of work-related expense.