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stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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Does anybody like her acting ability?





























































Not that it really matters......
 

Crashby

Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
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Rochester, NY
here is the full Sin City trailer... Brittany Murphy and Bruce Willis are both in it too... looks a little bizarre to me... but Alba's sooooo hot.... want to touch the hiney... :D
linky
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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I would totally cook her and eat her and drink her blood and wear her skin.

Yeah.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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H8R said:
I would totally cook her and eat her and drink her blood and wear her skin.

Yeah.
Oh, sorry, did I say that out loud?
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
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Livin it up in the O.C.
Crashby said:
here is the full Sin City trailer... Brittany Murphy and Bruce Willis are both in it too... looks a little bizarre to me... but Alba's sooooo hot.... want to touch the hiney... :D
linky
wow... looks good :drool:
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
BMXman said:
looks like you were moderated...I don't see a thing in the first post...D

While i do not believe that his post was bad enough it deserved Mod'ing...
I do respect RM's authority to mod anything he damn well feels like.
It IS his site.

Bye Jessica. You will be missed.
:( :drool:
 

JMAC

Turbo Monkey
Feb 18, 2002
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-BB- said:
While i do not believe that his post was bad enough it deserved Mod'ing...
I do respect RM's authority to mod anything he damn well feels like.
It IS his site.
Bye Jessica. You will be missed.
:( :drool:
THis is just cruel, I was at school and missed my chance to she her. I now read all your replies with no photo
:mumble:
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
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NY
JMAC said:
THis is just cruel, I was at school and missed my chance to she her. I now read all your replies with no photo
:mumble:
Lets just put it this way... imagine her nude.... ok now put some real skimpy clothes on her..... ok now make pretent she is a snake crawlying up a pole......


bam.... it's like you didn't miss anything.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
stosh said:
Lets just put it this way... imagine her nude.... ok now put some real skimpy clothes on her..... ok now make pretent she is a snake crawlying up a pole......


bam.... it's like you didn't miss anything.
Actually....... if you look at Stosh's avatar...... and pretend the monkey is a hot chick..... and the retard's head is a pole......... :D

-S.S.-
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
SkaredShtles said:
Actually....... if you look at Stosh's avatar...... and pretend the monkey is a hot chick..... and the retard's head is a pole......... :D

-S.S.-
I'm begining to see a trend.....
 

JMAC

Turbo Monkey
Feb 18, 2002
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BTW in that photo Alba is not nearly as hot as she really is. :drool: have to go get a mop now......
 

Dog Welder

Turbo Monkey
Sep 7, 2001
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Pasadena, CA
I am a big fan of the Sin City graphic novels.....if they do it right this could be one kick a$$ movie. Those in the know, know that Frank Miller is just a freakin master when it comes to imagery. The movie is based on three of his novels, Sin City, The Big Fat Kill and That Yellow Bastard