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  1. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    #1 -   Nov 8, 2005

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  2. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    WTF,WTF,WTF,WTFFF?

     
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  3. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Um... its Kansas.
    I highly doubt the corn will taste any different.
     
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  4. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    But what about when the crop gets a disease, and the only response of the locals is to pray for it? What then eh? Won't somebody please think of the corn!
     
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  5. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    Sure, while Kansas may suffer both economically and socially over the long-term (assuming that the ruling stands), it should take pride in that all other states will soon cower under Kansas's theological prowess.
     
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  6. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    The following phrase has been carefully chosen by me for this situation:
    Jesus ****ing Christ, God help us all.
     
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  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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  8. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    The Vatican hates poptarts, no wait, I mean freedom, no wait...

    I'm so confused....
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Shhhhhh... there there. It'll be OK... just eat another blessed poptart...
     
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  10. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    As a Theology major, I'm preparing to throw myself off a bridge... into a river of poptarts. :dead:
     
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    Heath Sherratt Turbo Monkey

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    It's interesting that the general public believes that Catholisism has anything to do with Christ.
     
  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    At least our military is gaining valuable experience fighting fundamentalists.
     
  13. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Without jeebus, mary would be just another roman soldier rape victim. But of course that never happened so she's special. And invented catholicism.
     
  14. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    In Kansas that statement qualifies you for a PhD in Physics...
     
  15. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    The general public and 10s of millions of Catholics, but hey, clearly their opinion is less valid than the folks that think THEIR Jesus is the real one.
     
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    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    LOL:)
     
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    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    They'll sacrifice virgins!! The only way to prevent it is to make sure all the woman folk in kansas aren't virgins.

    ROAD TRIP!!!!
     
  18. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    they've all probably signed up for The Silver Ring Thing

    "The Silver Ring Thing is the fastest growing international teen abstinence program. The Program offers a high-tech presentation style incorporating music, laser lights, humor and solid Gospel presentation."
     
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    dante Unabomber

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    HOLY F**K! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    From that link:

    A British study found that HPV infects 46% of teenage girls after their first sexual intercourse

    Nearly 50% of african-american teens have genital herpes.

    More than 40% of American girls become pregnant at least once by age 20.

    :think:

    Something tells me that these "facts" might not be entirely accurate...

    edit: also, for some reason, in the "statistics" part they don't give the stats of recent survey's that show that abstinence-only programs have zero bearing on STD transmission... fewer kids have sex, but those that do have a lower rate of using condoms.
     
  20. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    They also fail to take into account that all of the kids in the abstinence program that ACTUALLY abstain couldn't get any even if they wanted, so they should be excluded from the study.
     
  21. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    lmfao!
     
  22. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    I just loved this article:

    http://blog.sciam.com/index.php?title=kansas_where_ignorant_is_the_new_educate&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1