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John Travolta instructs us to "do your bit" to stop global warming

rockwool

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Apr 19, 2004
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How boring isn't a 707 to drive? Must be like a bus.. I would get me a two seated Sukhoi or somthing that can pull a few G's instead.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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How boring isn't a 707 to drive? Must be like a bus.. I would get me a two seated Sukhoi or somthing that can pull a few G's instead.
There's no room for a disco floor in a SU-37, the man has to get his dance on:busted:
 

rockwool

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Apr 19, 2004
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I hear Jack Rabbit Slims is a covert psy ops HQ of the Scientologists. They get all the unknowing visitors to join in the twist contest that actually works as a spiritual brainwash. Maybe his 707 is a flying equivalent, while Quantas providing the perfect cover.
Frikkin ozzies could be in onnit too..
 

valve bouncer

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Feb 11, 2002
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The 707 is painted in Qantas colours (ex-Qantas plane) and he acts as a roving ambassador for them. Would expect they also pay some of the bills as Qantas, unlike American airlines, actually makes money.
 

peter6061

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Nov 19, 2001
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Joining the Church of Scientology is the first step towards salvation. Rumor has it that Scientology is the new black.
Perfect. Now, where do I get some of these 'theatons'? I need to get back on the bandwagon considering I stopped wearing black back in the 80's (oh where oh where did my metallica shirt go?)