Is it just a "coincidence" that the Baby Boomers began immediately after JBP returned home a hero from WWII, where he reportedly earned 13 medals of honor and 209 silver stars, had 4,000+ confirmed kills and received a Nobel Peace Prize?
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I hear Audie Murphy was the name of his left pinkie toe.
The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually nucular weapons. The Army just had John Bryan Peters take a dump out of the bomb bay doors.
Objects from space don't burn up in the atmosphere due to friction. They self-destruct rather than risk the wrath of JBP by crashing in some primo riding spot.
Radio carbon dating archaeological items isn't as accurate as just asking John Brian Peters when the last time he saw that stuff.
John Bryan Peters isnt afraid to kick it to Devin Hester.
Life on Mars isn't an unknown species of extraterrestrial life. It's when JBP misses the bowl.
The stock market crash was due to JBP having a hissy fit over his mom making him the wrong oatmeal
JBP designed the F22 while sitting on the toilet, and built the first prototype out of pinball machine parts.
JBP's dookies are commonly known as kryptonite.
On a similar note, JBP pisses jet fuel.
The asteroid belt is composed of fragments of planets that JBP didn't like.
The real reason the Wright brother's plane worked was that their wing coverings were woven from JBP's moustache hair.
The Valkerie's engines weren't really powerful enough to suck in that F16 camera plane. JBP just sneezed.
JBP's dookies are commonly known as kryptonite.
On a similar note, JBP pisses jet fuel.
The asteroid belt is composed of fragments of planets that JBP didn't like.
The real reason the Wright brother's plane worked was that their wing coverings were woven from JBP's moustache hair.
The Valkerie's engines weren't really powerful enough to suck in that F16 camera plane. JBP just sneezed.
If JBP were to accost you in the park, and subsequently molest you, you WOULD enjoy it.
John Brian Peters hated MMike 300 years before he was even born.
JBP actually stands for "Jesus, But Perfecter"........but goes by John Bryan Peters to avoid confrontation.
johnbryanpeters is that man from Nantucket.
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The real reason the 300 spartans lost to the persians was JBP got bored and went home to comb his mustache.
JBP has an enviable collection of Royal Doulton figurines.
Wherever he goes, his mustache arrives 10 mins before him to scope the place out for ninjas....
JBP drinks ocean water because his mustache is a desalination facility
Why would he bother? No ninja is going to mess with JBP.
The stain on the blue dress was actually JBP's doing.
He also uses it to filter krill.
Fixed.
Best by far....must spread etc.
Astronomers have proven that the sun does not revolve around the Earth.
However, they have failed to prove that the universe does not revolve around JBP.
However, they have failed to prove that the universe does not revolve around JBP.
And that's how she ended up with "it" in her butt.
"It" being JBP's mustache, no doubt.
JBP is his own father
The Sr-71 was designed to try and keep up with teh Speed of JBP. --- It Failed
JBP dug the well for his house with his bare hands
JBP smacked Gorbachev when he was still in the womb and gave him that birth mark
JBP smacked Gorbachev when he was still in the womb and gave him that birth mark
The Saturn-V rocket is just a disguise, NASA pays JBP to launch things for them.
All UFO sightings are just JBP's parents coming to check up on him