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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Jan 30, 2008.
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johnbryanpeters does not drink coffee in the morning. He drinks lava.
The French Rouge Trader used the same techniques employed by JonBryanPeters when he purchased New Amsterdam from Native Americans for a chest full of Wampum.
Underneath John Brian Peter's mustache is not a lip, nor a fist, but a trebuchet.
The only reason JBP has not been knighted yet is that nobody is brave enough to hold a sword that close to his head.
JBP doesn't sleep, he waits.
John Brian Peters has not shared any John Brian Peters facts becasue we can not handle the truth about John Brian Peters.
The great Johnstown flood of 1889 was a result of johnbryanpeters leaning on their dam.
The mustache is actually a single hair of death, all coiled up....can be used as a garrotte...
johnbryanpeters is humble in his johnbryanpetersism.
The last person that referred to JBP as "Johnny" was made into a port-a-potty. Thus the "Johnny on the Spot" business was born.
His sisters and aunts seem not to have gotten the word, though.
JBP crapped Fat Man & Little Boy back in '45 & still pees jet fuel.
JBP was the real reason Micheal Jackson's hair caught on fire.
When JBP finishes a book, it needs a cigarette.
The Irish wrote a song about him but change his name to Sylvester out of fear of reprisal...
For JBP, the dark side of the moon isn't really all that dark.
Scientists have been waiting for JBP to die so that they may harvest his mustache hair to build an elevator into space.
They will be waiting a very long time.
Chesley Sullenberger is the bastard lovechild of JBP and a jar of light mayonnaise.
JBP caught Missy Giove
Nicolai Tesla experimented with wireless transmission of electrical energy - at the same time, JBP's moustache was discovered to absorb any transmitted energy. The electrical power could then be discharged as a military lightening weapon. This is how Tesla helped JBP defeat the Nazis, with his fearsome electro-Gauss-capacitor-stache-death-ray-in-a-B52.
Chuck Norris finally got a look at JBP's 'Stache and submitted his resignation from manhood.
JBP's first ride may have been a dinosaur, but his current ride is your mom.
The North Korean government allows johnbryanpeters to photograph their buildings.
JBP taught Geddy Lee to sing.... Little known JBP factoid: He played bass for Tito Jackson offstage during complicated dance numbers and he sang backup for Sheryl Crow. His mustache seems to dance within earshot of the Grateful Dead Music playing. JBP finds it annoying because he doesn't even like the Dead.
If a zombie were to bite JBP, he wouldn't turn into a zombie. But the zombie would instantly grow a mustache.
King Canute was really only trying to be more like JBP
But only JBP can turn back the tide.
i was denied in giving rep....
I hear he taught Michael Jackson how to moon walk.
It was recently reported that an elaborate NASA cover-up to alleviate concerns of meteorite impacts on the moon were actually bread crumbs flicked from JBP's stash.