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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    ...and yours.
     

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  2. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    johnbryanpeters does not drink coffee in the morning. He drinks lava.
     
  3. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    insult, imo.
     
  4. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    The French Rouge Trader used the same techniques employed by JonBryanPeters when he purchased New Amsterdam from Native Americans for a chest full of Wampum.
     
  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Underneath John Brian Peter's mustache is not a lip, nor a fist, but a trebuchet.
     
  6. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    The only reason JBP has not been knighted yet is that nobody is brave enough to hold a sword that close to his head.
     
  7. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    JBP doesn't sleep, he waits.
     
  8. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    John Brian Peters has not shared any John Brian Peters facts becasue we can not handle the truth about John Brian Peters.
     
  9. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    The great Johnstown flood of 1889 was a result of johnbryanpeters leaning on their dam.
     
  10. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    The mustache is actually a single hair of death, all coiled up....can be used as a garrotte...
     
  11. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    johnbryanpeters is humble in his johnbryanpetersism.
     
  12. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    The last person that referred to JBP as "Johnny" was made into a port-a-potty. Thus the "Johnny on the Spot" business was born.
     
  13. johnbryanpeters

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    His sisters and aunts seem not to have gotten the word, though.
     
  14. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    JBP crapped Fat Man & Little Boy back in '45 & still pees jet fuel.
     
  15. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    JBP was the real reason Micheal Jackson's hair caught on fire.
     
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    BadDNA hophead

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    When JBP finishes a book, it needs a cigarette.
     
  17. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    The Irish wrote a song about him but change his name to Sylvester out of fear of reprisal...

     
  18. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    For JBP, the dark side of the moon isn't really all that dark.
     
  19. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Scientists have been waiting for JBP to die so that they may harvest his mustache hair to build an elevator into space.



    They will be waiting a very long time.
     
  20. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Chesley Sullenberger is the bastard lovechild of JBP and a jar of light mayonnaise.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    JBP caught Missy Giove
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Nicolai Tesla experimented with wireless transmission of electrical energy - at the same time, JBP's moustache was discovered to absorb any transmitted energy. The electrical power could then be discharged as a military lightening weapon. This is how Tesla helped JBP defeat the Nazis, with his fearsome electro-Gauss-capacitor-stache-death-ray-in-a-B52.
     
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    BadDNA hophead

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    Chuck Norris finally got a look at JBP's 'Stache and submitted his resignation from manhood.
     
  24. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    JBP's first ride may have been a dinosaur, but his current ride is your mom.
     
  25. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    jbp/icarus...same person
     
  26. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    The North Korean government allows johnbryanpeters to photograph their buildings.
     
  27. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    JBP taught Geddy Lee to sing.... Little known JBP factoid: He played bass for Tito Jackson offstage during complicated dance numbers and he sang backup for Sheryl Crow. His mustache seems to dance within earshot of the Grateful Dead Music playing. JBP finds it annoying because he doesn't even like the Dead.
     
  28. ICEBALL585

    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    If a zombie were to bite JBP, he wouldn't turn into a zombie. But the zombie would instantly grow a mustache.
     
  29. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    King Canute was really only trying to be more like JBP
    But only JBP can turn back the tide.
     
  30. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    i was denied in giving rep....
     
  31. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    I hear he taught Michael Jackson how to moon walk.
     
  32. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    It was recently reported that an elaborate NASA cover-up to alleviate concerns of meteorite impacts on the moon were actually bread crumbs flicked from JBP's stash.