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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by narlus, Nov 4, 2005.

  1. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    how many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    none. there is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. that light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. why do you hate freedom?
     
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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Same sex marriages are undermining the integrity of the light.
     
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  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    When you see the light, you're blinded from reality and truth.
     
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  4. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    nothing ever goes wrong with a Halliburton brand light bulb....
     
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  5. Reactor

    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    but the haliburton lightbulb costs more because they were able to supply the original light bulb on short notice on a no bid contract.
     
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  6. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    But by using the halliburton light bulb, private contractors were utilized hence reducing big government and maintaining prosperity in the private sector, reducing your taxes. Or at least being able to say such.
     
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  7. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Who said it was a light-bulb? This administration has always maintained it was a candle.
     
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  8. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    Two, but only if one is a man and the other a woman, and they are in the holy bonds of matrimony, and they are procreating.



    (thank you Cheeky Monkey)
     
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  9. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Frylock: That's not a toy!

    Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
     
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