[narlus]

how many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. there is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. that light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. why do you hate freedom?

 

[Westy]

Same sex marriages are undermining the integrity of the light.

 

[LordOpie]

When you see the light, you're blinded from reality and truth.

 

[MudGrrl]

nothing ever goes wrong with a Halliburton brand light bulb....

 

[Reactor]

but the haliburton lightbulb costs more because they were able to supply the original light bulb on short notice on a no bid contract.

 

[kidwoo]

but the haliburton lightbulb costs more because they were able to supply the original light bulb on short notice on a no bid contract.

But by using the halliburton light bulb, private contractors were utilized hence reducing big government and maintaining prosperity in the private sector, reducing your taxes. Or at least being able to say such.

 

[valve bouncer]

Who said it was a light-bulb? This administration has always maintained it was a candle.

 

[MudGrrl]

Two, but only if one is a man and the other a woman, and they are in the holy bonds of matrimony, and they are procreating.



(thank you Cheeky Monkey)

 

[LordOpie]

Frylock: That's not a toy!

Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.