[Damn True]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function

and begins to talk .Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
New 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we
Wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
Offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men
In the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[dhtahoe]

awesome!!! Sound like she's a second homeowner in Tahoe too.

 

[Rip]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....I don't get it right at this moment.

 

[JRB]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....I don't get it right at this moment.

He's just spewing BS to her since it wasn't his cash, knucklehead. Just like most of us would do.

 

[Heidi]

That got a few chuckles from me.

 

[JRB]

That got a few chuckles from me.

And you're usually a pretty tough egg to crack. Good job True.

 

[Heidi]

And you're usually a pretty tough egg to crack. Good job True.

Oh yah, you know me so well.

 

[JRB]

Oh yah, you know me so well.

An attitude like that will certainly keep our friendship from moving forward.

 

[Rip]

He's just spewing BS to her since it wasn't his cash, knucklehead. Just like most of us would do.

Note sarcasm.

 

[JRB]

Note sarcasm.

Mine was all lost here too.

 

[douglas]

you all never heard that one before??