Honesty may be the best policy, but its important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fvck waffles.
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fvck waffles.
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
