[Adventurous]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/college-student-kills-couple-found-biting-face-victim-florida-sheriff-n632126

I'm sure everyone remembers this:

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/MacArthur-Shooting-Captured-on-Camera--154845905.html

Oh Florida, the sunshine and face eating state.

 

[junkyard]

This flakka, bath salts, k2 shit is kinda scary.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I'll leave this here.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-naked-home-invasion-dies-20160917-story.html

 

[Westy]

Now Florida will have radioactive zombies

https://weather.com/news/news/mosaic-sinkhole-florida-wastewater-contaminated-plant-fertilizer

 

[jonKranked]

is this the general "florida" thread?

 

[jonKranked]

I'll leave this here.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-naked-home-invasion-dies-20160917-story.html

"They also believed Raines was under the influence of drugs or alcohol."

emphasis mine.

 

[Pesqueeb]

is this the general "florida" thread?

Do the search for "florida". Too many options, so I just chose this one.

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/senior-busted-in-shuffleboard-rage-incident-628934

 

[jimmydean]

They had so much in common, including family members.

According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old’s photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.

 

[jonKranked]

They had so much in common, including family members.

most disturbing is that they plan to stay together.

 

[Toshi]

I have a not so sneaking suspicion that the Florida Sun Post, source for the Yahoo repost, isn't a real news establishment, shall we say.

 

[jonKranked]

I have a not so sneaking suspicion that the Florida Sun Post, source for the Yahoo repost, isn't a real news establishment, shall we say.

i checked out other articles on the site. most of them seem legit. if it is fake, seems like an awful lot of work went into the website for it to be fake.

 

[jonKranked]

although upon further inspection there are other red flags that it is fake

 

[jimmydean]

Granny being stingy with the beer.

The witness said Brougham and Courson were fighting because she took his beer while he was showering and hid it. The witness then said they heard a few bangs and Courson screaming for help. The witness found Courson on the floor and saw Brougham leaving the house.

 

[Jm_]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article128071639.html

The fact that "teenagers" was plural is what shocked me, or maybe not because it's to be expected in Florida...

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article128071639.html

The fact that "teenagers" was plural is what shocked me, or maybe not because it's to be expected in Florida...

Not just plural, but at the same party.

All seven counts stem from an incident

 

[Jm_]

Not just plural, but at the same party.

And from two different high schools...naturally.

 

[Pesqueeb]

And from two different high schools...naturally.

Well, if they were all from just one school that would be weird. Wouldn't want that.

 

[JohnE]

"A total of five victims have now been identified..."

Key word "victims." Holy carp is she horrible looking...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Good guy with a truck?

 

[jstuhlman]

Good guy with a truck?

should also be posted in the "it's not all bad news" thread. if there was a "people who do awesome things" thread it could go there too.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Jesus wants you to be filthy rich.

 

[Toshi]

Jesus wants you to be filthy rich.

From article:

Haskew, who was unemployed, needed to pay off a debt to the federal government, prosecutors said.

Haskew could serve up to five years in prison and be ordered to pay a $250,000 fine, according to the Associated Press.

I bet I know how he's going to pay off that new fine!

 

[JohnE]

"Haskew used that routing number to make more than 70 transactions worth more than $7 billion."

A tad impatient are we?

 

[stevew]

is this the general "florida" thread?

fuck florida thread....yes.

 

[jonKranked]

sink Florida sink

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

sink Florida sink

Oh no, you don't want that to happen. Floridiots would just move closer to you.

 

[JohnE]

When ya gotta, ya gotta...

http://doggiescare.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Speaking of dogs and Florida.

Floridian Tells Police His Dog Shot His Girlfriend

 

[JohnE]

When dogs are outlawed only outlaws will have dogs...

Diesel was obviously threatened by her. He had no recourse but to defend himself against the sleeping human.

If you take away his freedom to bear arms, what freedom will you take next?

 

[Pesqueeb]

When ya gotta, ya gotta...

http://doggiescare.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/

Dude....... Those pictures.........

 

[Toshi]

Just to be a Debbie Downer here, that cast would make no sense for getting one's ween bitten off. Why would you need a cast anyway? Just a huge pile of bandages in mesh underwear.

 

[JohnE]

What, like are you a doctor or something?

Oh, wait...

 

[gsweet]

Is it sad that despite the fact that I have not logged on to RM in quite some time, upon reading this article I immediately thought this needed to be posted here as quickly as possible?

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/

 

[jimmydean]

Happy Birthday Moms!!!

A Florida man told investigators he'd been thinking for a long time about killing his mother and finally decided to go through with it on Monday, her 39th birthday.

Hillsborough County sheriff's deputies arrested Joshua Leon Carmona, 18, early Tuesday. He's facing a first-degree murder charge in the death of Tahirih Lua D'Angelo.

According to an arrest affidavit, Carmona struck his mother in the face with a baseball bat and kept hitting her until she was unconscious. He told investigators he then stabbed her in the neck with a large butcher knife at her home in Riverview, which is near Tampa on Florida's west coast.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Not quite Florida, but:

 

[JohnE]

Dont quite know how I feel about this one...

http://www.leoaffairs.com/news/faced-heroin-epidemic-sheriffs-warning-dealers-goes-viral/

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dont quite know how I feel about this one...

http://www.leoaffairs.com/news/faced-heroin-epidemic-sheriffs-warning-dealers-goes-viral/

We really need to legalize and regulate these hard drugs. Have clinics that people can come and get cheap doses safely... and try to treat them.

Fighting a black market battle is endless and impossible.

 

[Pesqueeb]

We really need to legalize and regulate these hard drugs. Have clinics that people can come and get cheap doses safely... and try to treat them.

Fighting a black market battle is endless and impossible.

Commie.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Commie.

Black market is free-est market!