Florida police are searching for a suspect who stole police equipment right out of a cop car, including an AR-15 assault rifle with three fully loaded magazines.
Haha
Was this in Mayberry?Haha
That reminds me of something that happened back in art school. A friend and I were pulling into the parking lot behind my apartment one night when a shirtless dude walked by us with a hunting rifle. A few minutes later we walked to a party a couple blocks over. When we came back, there were cop cars in front of my apartment building. The shirtless dude had been trying to break into apartments with the butt of the rifle.
While the cops were dealing with the guy someone who lived in the building stole a pizza from a police car. Took the cops dinner. Another cop apparently discharged the rifle while "securing" it in the trunk and shot into his cruiser.
fucking armless ninja.
Reptilian, not a lizard.
"The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning"
Yup, all would have been fine, except he had to be on the pot."The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning"
Fucking SOLID!
The abject loser.
Police say Bost may have been on drugs.
"Upon her arrest, the woman continued cursing, stating that she “did not know what she did with the lobster” because she was "blacked out drunk,” further arguing that she "did not care because she did not do anything wrong,” as per the arrest report."
Cause you know.... when you catch someone sneaking into a secure area the Presidents at with computer hardware, you should totally just plug it into your nearest unprotected computer right?He stated that when another agent put Zhang’s thumb-drive into his computer, it immediately began to install files, a “very out-of-the-ordinary” event that he had never seen happen before during this kind of analysis. The agent had to immediately stop the analysis to halt any further corruption of his computer, Ivanovich said.
Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article228963409.html#storylink=cpy
But it might have had Asian porn on it... you gotta check.<snip>
Cause you know.... when you catch someone sneaking into a secure area the Presidents at with computer hardware, you should totally just plug it into your nearest unprotected computer right?
Accept no Chinese knockoffs of tentacle porn. Nihon wa ichiban!But it might have had Asian porn on it... you gotta check.
Malicious malware? How interesting!A toss up between putting this into here or the Trump debarcle thread.
Chose this one as;
A/ It happend in Florida
B/ It was a really really stupid way to do it.
So the Secret Service stuck Zhang's thumbdrive into their computer.
Cause you know.... when you catch someone sneaking into a secure area the Presidents at with computer hardware, you should totally just plug it into your nearest unprotected computer right?
What's the over under on how long till a teacher shoots a student?Well done, Florida... well done indeed.
https://www.npr.org/2019/05/02/719585295/florida-approves-bill-allowing-classroom-teachers-to-be-armed
I'd wager it'll first be a student getting hold of teacher's firearm...What's the over under on how long till a teacher shoots a student?
Then after that teachers will be hyper paranoid and start overreacting like a cop with a blackman.I'd wager it'll first be a student getting hold of teacher's firearm...
Give it a few months to sink in, I'm going to say September.I'd wager it'll first be a student getting hold of teacher's firearm...