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Just got an invite to the Playboy Mansion

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  1. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    It's for a business organization that I'm a member of. How can I convince my wife that it would be a good idea? I doubt I'll have this opportunity again.

    Edit: We would BOTH be going.
     
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  2. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    By substituting the word Playboy with TGIFriday's.
     
  3. Greyhound

    Greyhound Trail Rat

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    It wouldn't happen to be the Businesses Against Sidewalk Poopers" would it? :D

    I hear Hef is really against public steamers.
     
  4. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    That would probably be MORE of a turn off. :D

    Not for that but I AM always trying to think of a nonprofit to start!
     
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  5. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Yeah, I'd have to say my wife would give me the "no go" on that one.
     
  6. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    Oh wait - she's invited. Just realized I forgot to mention that part. I doubt going alone would get approved.
     
  7. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    You don't go to the Playboy mansion with a date, it's like bringing sand to the beach.

    But truthfully why wouldn't your wife allow you to go, even solo? It's pretty much a once in a lifetime deal. There is no marriage laws against window shopping, look (gawk) and don't touch.
     
  8. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    :rofl:

    I think having to keep blinders on would be worse than not going.
     
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    stevew unique white person

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  10. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    The advice in this thread is awesome...just got this email from the wife:

     
  11. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    You guys are married to some real succubi.
     
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    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I'll have to present this little "what if" scenario to the Feyonce. See what she says...
     
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    At least you used the correct plural form.
     
  14. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    My wife is awesome.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    You getting in for free? I know a couple guys who got invited a few months ago, but it was a several thousand dollar buy in.
     
  16. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Based on GFF's pics from his visit there, the place looks populated with 2-bit strippers. No thanks.

    That and my wife wouldn't let my balls out of the nightstand drawer to go anyway. :D
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    If your wife wanted to go to Chippendales or some of that crap, you mean to tell me you'd have a problem with it?
     
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    yowelli Chimp

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    Thats tough, depending on how chill ur wife is, take her. You both can have a good time. Drinks are free right?
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Is this the deal breaker on whether or not my wife is awesome?
     
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    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    In all honesty Kenan, you should give your invitation to one of your single friends who will go there with the full intentions of becoming motorboat world champion.
    Be somebody's "make a wish" foundation.
    Going there with your wife is like taking Stevie Wonder to a laser show.
     
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    drkenan anti-dentite

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    I think it's $400 for me and $600 for each guest. Damn business expenses...:D
     
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    drkenan anti-dentite

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    The wife is actually very chill. I think she's into it. Drinks aren't free cuz it's a charity event.

    :rofl:

    You want to go? I doubt C would mind.
     
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    Wait.....it's gonna cost you and the wife a grand to go? I thought "invited" meant you got in for free?

    Well I'll be damned....no wonder that hooker got pissed when she "invited" me to have a good time and I was confused when she asked me to pay afterwards. :think:
     
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    LOL....... Give it away or go with wifey
     
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    drkenan anti-dentite

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    It's actually slightly cheaper. It's a charity event though! Not only can I write it off but it goes to a good cause.

    I'm wondering why someone WOULDN'T want to pay a grand to go.
     
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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    As you accountant, I advise you send me in your place.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Funny concept, and he got a couple chuckles out of me, but he totally set himself up for a few jokes that he didn't make. "And when you get the golden playboy, what's the first thing you're going to do? You're going to run home and get your bedridden grandfather and take him to the mansion with you, right?" needs to be followed with "Who cares if he hasn't been out of bed in 20 years, tell him what's up and he'll be upright before you can say 'silicone.'"


    I'm sure I could think of more, that's just the first thing that popped into my head as I was watching it.
     
  30. Serial Midget

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    I'm not opposed to the whole Playboy idea but... you could achieve the same charitable impact by walking into your local Family YMCA and handing them a hundred dollar bill. :)

    Boobies are the the only reason to go to the Playboy mansion. :)
     
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    I could think of about a million other things I'd rather spend 1k on. Plus if you wanna sit and look at fake titties that you cant touch for a few hours, you can do that with the computer you're sitting in front of right now. If you want the added awkwardness of your wife being there for it, just have her looking over your shoulder.
     
  32. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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  33. Total Heckler

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    Haha no, this one actually works. The other one isn't clever enough to be a comedian.

    Indeed. I am not sure how long hes been at it, but today was my first time seeing his routine. I thought it was pretty entertaining for a local guy.
     
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    I have to give it a :stosh:
     
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    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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    Booo hisss.
     
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    Funny......that's exactly what I was saying. :D
     
  37. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Best chance ever to turn your wife bi.

    edit: I wouldn't marry a woman that wouldn't encourage me to go and take pics of me motorboatin'.
     
  38. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    As your lawyer, I advise you overnight them to me and PSP.
    We'll make a "donation" on your behalf.
     
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    Me thinks your chances of getting laid at the mansion are slim enough without hauling the village retard kid with you. Unless you are looking for charitable donations of vagaygay for taking care of your retarded sibling. :think: