[ohio]

Boobies are the the only reason to go to the Playboy mansion.

Let's stop beating around the bush (or brazilian); there's more than boobies in the grotto.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I could think of about a million other things I'd rather spend 1k on. Plus if you wanna sit and look at fake titties that you cant touch for a few hours, you can do that with the computer you're sitting in front of right now. If you want the added awkwardness of your wife being there for it, just have her looking over your shoulder.

 

[Salami]

In all honesty Kenan, you should give your invitation to one of your single friends who will go there with the full intentions of becoming motorboat world champion.
Be somebody's "make a wish" foundation.

Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.

Feel them.

What?

I said feel them!

I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your ****ing mind?




Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.

Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.

Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

 

[GravityFreakTJ]

Going there with your wife is like taking Stevie Wonder to a laser show.

post of the day

 

[golgiaparatus]

Hard not to have the wandering eyes on that one.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Awesome tag.