[Sandwich]

Can't think of the perfect gift? Here's your answer...Amazon.com: Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray: Sports & Outdoors

Perfect for getting rid of unwanted relatives after Christmas eve....or keeping uncle bob in line! Caution: may cause relatives to multiply after use.

 

[jonKranked]

occupy somewhere else

 

[Pesqueeb]

I used to rely on reason and patience to get my point of view across to my children. Now I just cut to the chase and address any form of non compliance with this staggeringly effective product - it's remarkable! I've never seen such a turnaround in behaviour - they'll think twice before refusing to take a bath again, believe me. The only downside being the escalating trust issues and resentment that this technique has provoked. However, I see these as small prices to pay when it ensures they eat their 5 portions of fruit and vegetables a day (of which this product also counts as one - thanks congress!).

I'll take a case!


Gold Jerry!

 

[insanitylevel9]

i should rig this to my door to keep out the family, i have a lock but that only slows them down...

 

[DirtMcGirk]