[aquaman]

hi guys and girls, im jase from midlands. i ride dh and freeride and a bit of xc. local trails are canock and llandegla for xc and stile kop and farmer jhons for my dh fix.

my steeds are an orange alpine 160 and a norco atomik. both sweet and run great.

pics here for anyone interested.

i know the dates wrong lol. forgot to reset.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Hello and welcome!

 

[insanitylevel9]

ah i see your posting from the future..... whats it like?

 

[ICEBALL585]

ah i see your posting from the future..... whats it like?

Apparently the world doesn't end in 2012, thats good to hear

 

[I Are Baboon]

Welcome to ridemonkey, noob!

 

[mrbigisbudgood]

What are these contraptions with the round things you have posted pictures of?

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[aquaman]

hi, cheers for a reply. the futures great, im in it lol. these are my steeds. both great bikes. the alpine is quite high end but my atomik is basic but great. both do a job well.

took the alpine all over england and wales and scotland. taking the norco to morzine in july for a week.

 

[Scrub]

What are these contraptions with the round things you have posted pictures of?

I'm guessing he thinks this is a mtb site or advice forum for people going through midlife crisis', but at least RM still exists in the future.



btw welcome to the Monkey

 

[Full Trucker]

...the futures great...

Is the future bright? Are you wearing shades?

 

[skibunny24]

oh hey there, nice rides.

 

[jonKranked]

where we're going, we won't need roads

 

[insanitylevel9]

so do you like bikes? what kinda bikes do you ride?

 

[skibunny24]

so do you like bikes? what kinda bikes do you ride?

Yes, dummy dum dum, he likes bikes and posted pics of them.

 

[ICEBALL585]

No flying bikes yet in the future? Thats a buzzkill

 

[aquaman]

they fly when i aim them down hill lads. 38 year old crazy man. regressing back to my youth before the wife sucks the life out of me.

 

[H8R]

before the wife sucks the life out of me.

Some beg their wife to do that. Consider yourself lucky.


Welcome to RM.

 

[skibunny24]

Some beg their wife to do that. Consider yourself lucky.


Welcome to RM.

You took the words right out of my mouth.... rep given.

 

[insanitylevel9]

Op I see some saucer style sleds and flowers growning from the tires in the pic of your green bike.... Do you like to sled?

 

[rockofullr]

Stolen from the random picture thread.

 

[jdcamb]

Does the hall of Justice have unisex bathrooms ? Whats Wonder Woman really like? If you stand in front of her jet do you get a panty shot?

 

[aquaman]

Op I see some saucer style sleds and flowers frowning from the tires in the pic of your green bike.... Do you like to sled?

sleds are the kids. got a teenager and a 7 year old. tyre flowers are the wives. she watches gardening programmes and then tries out some weird **** shes seen. wish she did the same with porn.

 

[jdcamb]

sleds are the kids. got a teenager and a 7 year old. tyre flowers are the wives. she watches gardening programmes and then tries out some weird **** shes seen. wish she did the same with porn.

Sledding is awesome, tell us more about that.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Yes, dummy dum dum, he likes bikes and posted pics of them.

Will he post pictures?

 

[Arkayne]

velcome

 

[insanitylevel9]

Sledding is awesome, tell us more about that.

yes please do im very interested in this thing you call sleding

Will he post pictures?

i hope so

 

[aquaman]

just got some new gear for the dh season. looks sweet. taking it to morzine in july. comments??

 

[SkaredShtles]

When you get to Morzine say "hi" to Damo for me.

Oh - and welcome, n00B!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

just got some new gear for the dh season. looks sweet. taking it to morzine in july. comments??

This is the Dave Tufino equivalent of Blue Steel.

 

[MikeD]

This is the Dave Tufino equivalent of Blue Steel.

It's a little bit softer. I'd suggest using it for catalogs.

 

[maddog17]

just got some new gear for the dh season. looks sweet. taking it to morzine in july. comments??

does he meet the height requirements for RM?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

does he meet the height requirements for RM?

If DMG's midget strippers made it in, I'm sure he can.

 

[maddog17]

If DMG's midget strippers made it in, I'm sure he can.

who, what now!?!?!? i missed this

 

[ICEBALL585]

just got some new gear for the dh season. looks sweet. taking it to morzine in july. comments??

Seems WAY too clean, should be covered head to toe in mud.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

just got some new gear for the dh season. looks sweet. taking it to morzine in july. comments??

 

[jdcamb]

Where is your racecar? How did you do at Daytona?

 

[MikeD]

More importantly, do Jeremy, James, and Richard know you've revealed your identity on the Internet?

 

[boogenman]

This is the Dave Tufino equivalent of Blue Steel.

Where is arkayne to give us the tufino animated gif?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

If the world doesn't end in 2012 my retirement planning is really not going to work out the way I want it to.

 

[aquaman]

yep, its spottless. its my season gear that will get **** up. this is staying sweet for july. just posing for the forum im on most. they just started a dh section. also it does make me look short but tbh im 5,8 so not going to try to look tall pmsl.

i will say one thing some of the strange replies on here have my head more than a little fooked.