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WhiteRavenKS

Turbo Monkey
Aug 8, 2003
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neither here nor there
i bet you take care of business so much faster... now i need a carbon spoiler on my lower back so i have more downforce. can never have too much downforce when it comes to the crapper.
 

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
1,126
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Megan calls me a babe.
WhiteRavenKS said:
i bet you take care of business so much faster... now i need a carbon spoiler on my lower back so i have more downforce. can never have too much downforce when it comes to the crapper.

I just sh*tted my pants.. :D ..this sound so appropiate now.
 

slowSSer

mnoeky
Aug 14, 2002
553
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Stepford
WhiteRavenKS said:
... now i need a carbon spoiler on my lower back so i have more downforce. can never have too much downforce when it comes to the crapper.
um, cant you hurt yourself with too much downforce? :D

wow. now you can "rice out" your toilet!
 

skyst3alth

Monkey
Apr 13, 2004
866
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Denver, CO
captainpolution said:
yea the lighter the seat is the faster you will be able to finish, common sense :rolleyes: haha
Anyone see carbon condoms coming out any time soon?

-Adam

Originally no pun intended on the 'coming', but...what the hey... :evil:
 

captainpolution

Turbo Monkey
Nov 18, 2004
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skyst3alth said:
Anyone see carbon condoms coming out any time soon?

-Adam

Originally no pun intended on the 'coming', but...what the hey... :evil:

it should be geo metro condoms, since geos are really slow
 

WhiteRavenKS

Turbo Monkey
Aug 8, 2003
1,270
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neither here nor there
skyst3alth said:
Anyone see carbon condoms coming out any time soon?

-Adam

Originally no pun intended on the 'coming', but...what the hey... :evil:
ouch, cabron splinters cant be good for the junk?

also, common misconception about downforce... you cant get hurt by too much downforce on the toilet... not if you are furious enough.