[BurlyShirley]

What the hell happened?

 

[jonKranked]

i think we're in an alternate timeline

 

[jonKranked]

were you really in a coma?

 

[Nick]

wow

 

[Jm_]

i think we're in an alternate timeline

Yeah, the alternate one from where Blomberg is president.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This is further evidence for my simulation theory.

 

[rideit]

just watch Idiocracy.

 

[jonKranked]

just watch Idiocracy.

honestly, if burley really was in a coma, then he's basically living idiocracy.

 

[Pesqueeb]

You're going to LOVE Brian. You might be better off having them put you back in a coma.

 

[dan-o]

Lol

 

[mykel]

Ahh, umm - Welcome back?

 

[Fool]

You're going to LOVE Brian. You might be better off having them put you back in a coma.

In fact, take us all with you

 

[johnbryanpeters]

What the hell happened?

Holy fuck, welcome back!

 

[Westy]

Are all these old timers showing back up at the same time or have the bots just gotten really good?

 

[BurlyShirley]

TЯЦMP 2020

 

[stoney]

Who dat? New phone.

 

[BurlyShirley]

All seriousness, hope you guys are doing well.
I recently got a new bike and was thinking about this place so figured I'd drop in, say hello.

Dunno that I'll contribute much, but all's well on my end.

 

[jstuhlman]

is RM great again?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Ah, the return of the Fish Tickler. The ends is nigh.

 

[StiHacka]

Are all these old timers showing back up at the same time or have the bots just gotten really good?

Yes.

 

[Jm_]

All seriousness, hope you guys are doing well.
I recently got a new bike and was thinking about this place so figured I'd drop in, say hello.

Dunno that I'll contribute much, but all's well on my end.

But seriously, welcome back!

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[rideit]

I recently got a new bike and was thinking about this place so figured I'd drop in, say hello.

well?

whaddya get?

 

[DaveW]

Does it matter?
..... Just as long as the tassels are sparkly my friend!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Just a 1x9 cross check with flat bars and knobbies.
Pretty basic but I like it and gets the job done.

 

[kidwoo]

were you really in a coma?

"the weekend"

 

[MikeD]

Just got back-ish myself.

 

[BurlyShirley]

...served your time on the beef council.

 

[kidwoo]

Good to see ya bud!

 

[Da Peach]

Need the barfatar again.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

Hey! long time no see.
We even got the monocle smiley a while ago, we are all fancy n shit now.

 

[Changleen]

Hope y'all are doing OK. When you gonna take up arms and kick out this orange retard?

 

[Westy]

Hope y'all are doing OK. When you gonna take up arms and kick out this orange retard?

We are not violent, we just engineered a worldwide pandemic to sink the economy and kill off his support base.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Hope y'all are doing OK. When you gonna take up arms and kick out this orange retard?

Hey, welcome!

 

[kidwoo]

Westy "sources bike frames" in wuhan. The systematic transfer of manufacturing to Asia was brilliant in retrospect.

 

[kidwoo]

Hope y'all are doing OK. When you gonna take up arms and kick out this orange retard?

Most of the people with the arms love this dumbfuck and will be guarding him. We're currently drafting up crossword puzzles to neutralize them during the siege.

 

[Changleen]

I also bought a new bike recently. YT Decoy. I've subsequently stopped touching the rest of my bikes, that thing is awesome.

 

[StiHacka]

OK BOOMER

 

[Westy]

Westy "sources bike frames" in wuhan. The systematic transfer of manufacturing to Asia was brilliant in retrospect.

Playing the long game

 

[Jm_]

This seems like it may be a real good time to enter a coma.