[H8R]

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2012/04/20/justin-bieber-working-on-motorcycle-license/



Starter bike for a limp-wristed 18 year old:

Roadkill imminent. I got $5 on it. Who's in?

 

[stevew]

i wonder how long it will take vw to fvck up ducati.....coming soon...CEL.

 

[Da Peach]

Ill wager that it gets started often, ridden rarely

 

[stevew]

Ill wager that it gets started often, ridden rarely

just like selena....

 

[Da Peach]

just like selena....

Bei-burn!!!

 

[RUFUS]

My amount of care for this thread and this "news" is at an all time low of 0%.

 

[eaterofdog]

Based on my knowledge of motorcycles, this is gooooood news.

 

[H8R]

My amount of care for this thread and this "news" is at an all time low of 0%.

It was only posted as fodder for wagering.

 

[jdcamb]

I blame Canada. We have plenty of missiles. Yet we stand idly by?? I just don't understand. 10 baby seals were killed in the time it took me to post this message. What kind of savage race provides free health care to those savages?....

 

[4130biker]

One time I crashed a party and it was a bunch of Russians dudes with hot chicks. They were drunk, my friend was hitting on the girls. They got out their street bikes and started brapping them up in the garage. I stroked their egos, sensing bad vibes... Next thing I know, these bastards are showing us their guns and trying to pick a fight with me and asking where I live! Anyway, my bet is on drunken Beiber revving this fvcker after concerts for people to stroke his ego- I don't see him becoming the next James dean anytime soon.
If its true sleep is going to in Seattle before long, i will take your bet. I'll pay up or collect at the show.

 

[Pesqueeb]

An 848? < 1 month.

 

[jdcamb]

I flex my calf muscles menacingly. If that doesn't work I get all roady and give them a upper thigh flash.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Like this jd ?

 

[eric strt6]

soon

 

[jdcamb]

Like this jd ?

I look better. Long Johns for the win!

 

[gonefirefightin]

not soon enough

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Will his mom let him ride it ?

 

[sanjuro]

 

[sanjuro]

 

[sanjuro]

Skip to 1:10 to see that crashes do not have spectacular:

 

[sanjuro]

There are a million of these vids, but I particularly like videographer called rnickymouse.

This is the first one I saw of his. I think a beginner rider can learn a lot from this because it wasn't the bike, the tires, the road, the traffic, or even the rider.

It was the rider's brain that caused this crash.

 

[Westy]

Good to see someone inside the music industry reporting on their peers.

 

[H8R]

peers

That's like saying "Westy rides a mountain bike, therefore he's good friends with Missy Giove..."

 

[jdcamb]

That's like saying "Westy rides a mountain bike, therefore he's good friends with Missy Giove..."

That explains a lot.....

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I keep offering God a trade if he'll give us back Ryan Dunn we'll give him a twofer: Beiber and Wilmer Valderrama

 

[gonefirefightin]

I keep offering God a trade if he'll give us back Ryan Dunn we'll give him a twofer: Beiber and Wilmer Valderrama

phuck that......i would trade every boy band and bubble gum country singer for Steve McQueen and john wayne

 

[DirtMcGirk]

phuck that......i would trade every boy band and bubble gum country singer for Steve McQueen and john wayne

Denis Leary had it right!

John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...

 

[MikeD]

10 baby seals to death, I spent to publish this news. What kind of a savage race to provide free medical care to those barbarians?

OK, THAT is my new signature material. Bot-TASTIC!

And I don't think the Beebs is gonna look as cool as Sophie does on my new ride:

 

[4130biker]

OK, THAT is my new signature material. Bot-TASTIC!

And I don't think the Beebs is gonna look as cool as Sophie does on my new ride:

its like a hunter s thompson bot... pretty rad, i agree

 

[xy9ine]

There are a million of these vids, but I particularly like videographer called rnickymouse.

This is the first one I saw of his. I think a beginner rider can learn a lot from this because it wasn't the bike, the tires, the road, the traffic, or even the rider.

It was the rider's brain that caused this crash.

total squid move. probably didn't even have a finger on the front brake (most likely would have had no problem w/ that corner even at his entrance speed regardless). should have gone with the 'lay her down' technique for added asshattery.

and hey - h8r is still here! (rarely frequent this quadrant). still bashing skins for that knitting circle of angry old men? haven't checked out the neurot catalogue for a long while...

 

[Pesqueeb]

total squid move. probably didn't even have a finger on the front brake (most likely would have had no problem w/ that corner even at his entrance speed regardless). should have gone with the 'lay her down' technique for added asshattery.

"Target Fixation" in a bad way.

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

There are a million of these vids, but I particularly like videographer called rnickymouse.

This is the first one I saw of his. I think a beginner rider can learn a lot from this because it wasn't the bike, the tires, the road, the traffic, or even the rider.

It was the rider's brain that caused this crash.

Awesome. Turning his videos on autoplay just killed my day...

 

[rockofullr]

 

[DirtMcGirk]

The lord can take Adam Yauch from us, but can't snuff this ****ing squid? Not right...

 

[$tinkle]

The lord can take goober from us, but can't snuff this ****ing squid? Not right...

fixed