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Discussion in 'The South' started by DamienC, Nov 3, 2005.

  1. DamienC

    DamienC Turbo Monkey

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    :eek: :confused: :eek:

    As if the dead bodies and anthrax dumped in the Watershed didn't make Frederick weird enough....:thumb:
     
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  2. The Professor

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    Apparently there must by some illegal market for this, um, stuff.

    I can see it now. Two dudes in the alley, Pssst, I got some some Black Angus jizzle that's off the hizzle!!!
     
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  3. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    You know what they always say...

    "Milk a bull and you've got a friend for life"
     
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  4. Brunettes

    Brunettes Monkey

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    Money is money no matter where it comes from ;-)
     
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  5. wannabeabonedoc

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    I can see it now.....
    "so what are you in for?"
    "I robbed a bank and stole a car. How 'bout you?"
    "I stole a whole bunch of bull semen."

    ..................chirp..............chirp................."really"
     
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  6. Jayridesacove

    Jayridesacove Turbo Monkey

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    skeet skeet skeet
     
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  7. onetime

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    I worked at Wheel Base a couple of winters ago, and there was a guy who came in there that was caught "doing it" to a sheep at the fair.
     
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  8. corey_rideDC

    corey_rideDC Turbo Monkey

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    hey, that's not his fault... all those sheep lined up... lookin all purty for the fair... they were asking for it! :D
     
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  9. wannabeabonedoc

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    gross...that's all I have......just gross

    mmmm...sheeeeeep:evil:
     
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  10. llkoolkeg

    llkoolkeg Ranger LL

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    Fredneck is a very, ahem, unique place. I hear that spunk-stealing also occurs in certain areas of Gambrill Park and while out riding, have witnessed highly suspicious activities among some of the menfolk. I wonder if the aptly-named High Knob area has made the George Michael Travel Guide yet. :nope:
     
  11. VDfree

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    I wittnessed the same kind of activity two weeks ago with two men "hikers" wearing some rather tight sweatpants...you know, the old school kind with the elastic around the ankles. I just rode by with a "that was weird" kinda feeling.:confused:
     
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    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    You know - I've seen those guys up by the blue trail near Hamburg Rd. It was summer time and they were wearing cut-off jeans shorts that were just way to short. I'm talkin' junk hangin' out in plain sight short... <shudders>
     
  13. SK6

    SK6 Turbo Monkey

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    "...Hey there big boy, your lookin' mighty cute there today with your shinney horns and stuff..." :eek:

    Or the ever popular...

    "You shure doo have a purdy mouth." :eek:

    :D
     
  14. mobius

    mobius Turbo Monkey

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    Was that necessary
     
  15. E.C.

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    Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya are.
     
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    thats the best police beat story i have heard in a while
     
  17. SK6

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    Shut up and ride...

    Not really, but the comic relief was sure welcomed...

    It's a long way off from April.

    I'll have my suspension done by the end of the month...so, in the meantime, useless drivel is all I can expect.

    (Definitely going to do an Urban though on the warmer days) :thumb: