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Discussion in 'The South' started by DamienC, Nov 3, 2005.
As if the dead bodies and anthrax dumped in the Watershed didn't make Frederick weird enough....
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Apparently there must by some illegal market for this, um, stuff.
I can see it now. Two dudes in the alley, Pssst, I got some some Black Angus jizzle that's off the hizzle!!!
You know what they always say...
"Milk a bull and you've got a friend for life"
Money is money no matter where it comes from ;-)
I can see it now.....
"so what are you in for?"
"I robbed a bank and stole a car. How 'bout you?"
"I stole a whole bunch of bull semen."
skeet skeet skeet
I worked at Wheel Base a couple of winters ago, and there was a guy who came in there that was caught "doing it" to a sheep at the fair.
hey, that's not his fault... all those sheep lined up... lookin all purty for the fair... they were asking for it!
gross...that's all I have......just gross
Fredneck is a very, ahem, unique place. I hear that spunk-stealing also occurs in certain areas of Gambrill Park and while out riding, have witnessed highly suspicious activities among some of the menfolk. I wonder if the aptly-named High Knob area has made the George Michael Travel Guide yet.
I wittnessed the same kind of activity two weeks ago with two men "hikers" wearing some rather tight sweatpants...you know, the old school kind with the elastic around the ankles. I just rode by with a "that was weird" kinda feeling.
You know - I've seen those guys up by the blue trail near Hamburg Rd. It was summer time and they were wearing cut-off jeans shorts that were just way to short. I'm talkin' junk hangin' out in plain sight short... <shudders>
"...Hey there big boy, your lookin' mighty cute there today with your shinney horns and stuff..."
Or the ever popular...
"You shure doo have a purdy mouth."
Was that necessary
Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya are.
thats the best police beat story i have heard in a while
Not really, but the comic relief was sure welcomed...
It's a long way off from April.
I'll have my suspension done by the end of the month...so, in the meantime, useless drivel is all I can expect.
(Definitely going to do an Urban though on the warmer days)