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cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
2,924
2
Arkansas
when i was in the forth grade i broke my right arm just below the elbow from trying to catch myself after falling off the monkey bars, and i had the same kind of cast.
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,701
1,056
behind you with a snap pop
My little neighbor broke her wrist when she was 2 or 3 years old.
She honestly did not have the cast on for 2 whole weeks and she was already entirely healed. Kids rule.
He will be running around pulling on the cute girl's hair, and playing freeze tag before you know it.
 

BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,263
237
Living the dream.
BTDT, fell off a 15' cliff in the neighborhood I grew up in. I think I must've been in 3rd or 4th grade at the time. Young bones heal quick, he'll be fine.
 

mogulskr

Monkey
Aug 28, 2002
642
1
NH
I know mine didn't. Actually I broke it. Try explaining that in the hostpital.

Nurse - How did you break your leg?
Noah - Daddy did it.

He ran under me when I was playing basketball and I landed on it. Any way he was completely healed in 3 weeks. They sure mend fast.



I felt guilty so he ended up with this....

 

habitatxskate

blah blah blah
Mar 22, 2005
943
0
the full arm casts suck, i had two, and don't let him do what i do..

-cut it to a short arm
-cut the thumb off
-take the cast off

give him a clothes hanger to itch, it just so happens a pen cap will come off and get stuck


mogulskr, thats weird, but hes like hey, 3 weeks in a cast and i get a tractor! hey, can you break my leg and ge tme a tractor?
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
mogulskr said:
I felt guilty so he ended up with this....

Nice one. When I was two my sister broke my femur; all I got was three months in a ****ty hospital, my leg rebroken 'cause they set it wrong first time and an early addiction to valium (no kidding).

I wish any busted-up lil monkeys much better luck.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
fluff said:
...rebroken 'cause they set it wrong first time and an early addiction to valium (no kidding)...


Wow that sucks. Must have been like your own personal "choo choo spotting"
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
5,407
0
New England
1st Grade - Fell off slide, broke left arm
7th Grade - Broke right arm playing football
9th Grade - broke left arm again, "pole vaulting" with a PVC tube. :rolleyes:
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Oooh.... good one.

But now that he's all casted up, I'm sure the novelty of having a cast, and having a great story to tell far outweighs the injury itself.

I think the real casualty in these situations is the mom.....
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
narlus said:
actually he's surprisingly resistant to any help and wants to remain fully self-sufficient.

This is the perfect time to convince him to get a job and his own apartment.