[Dog Welder]

I'm a boxer guy but they tend to ride up undearneath my conservatively cut (read tight) uniform pants. I'd like to go Boxer briefs but the ones I bought end up riding up as well. Anyone know who makes boxer briefs that are like bike shorts in that they have that elastic down by the legs which prevent ride up? And preferabbly a brand that has a long inseam as I have long legs. Thanks and keep the ribbing to a minimal please or else negative feedback will be dispensed with extremem prejudice.

 

[laura]

what's the uniform for? Have you tried going without underwear? I prefer comando for almost everything. Unless the pants were like super tight polyester blend, or you were doing tons of bending and lifting type stuff. comando might not be the best choice for things like that. but driving a bus, working in a library. comando might work in those situations.


ps this is not ribbing.

 

[sunny]

Lycra exercise shorts might work. They have no padding at all (unlike tri shorts that do have minimal padding). If I have a skirt for which I want the "seamless look," I'll wear thin lycra exercise shorts with a 5-6" inseam. Even without the tacky/sticky material that keeps bike shorts from riding up, for the most part these are usually long enough that they stay put.

Try Sports Authority or similar places. Yoga gear or aerobics shorts are what you're looking for. I know a guy who wears these under his uniform trousers, and it seems to work for him.

 

[Da Peach]

what's the uniform for? Have you tried going without underwear? I prefer comando for almost everything. Unless the pants were like super tight polyester blend, or you were doing tons of bending and lifting type stuff. comando might not be the best choice for things like that. but driving a bus, working in a library. comando might work in those situations.


ps this is not ribbing.

I think the combination of going commando and talking about "ribbing" automatically becomes comical...

Heh...ribbing...

 

[narlus]

what's the uniform for? .

i couldn't resist

 

[I Are Baboon]

what's the uniform for?

He's a firefighter.

I don't wear boxer briefs, so I can't be of much assistance here.

 

[MtnBikerChk]

He's a firefighter.

....then don't get flammable underwear.

 

[zahgurim]

I'm a boxxer briefs guy. Hate tighty-whiteys, and boxxers ride up while on the motorbike.

I'm tallish, too, and say spend the money on Calvin Kleins. They fit good, and are very comfortable.

I'm not gonna post pics. Take my word for it.

 

[MudGrrl]

Thong.


Seamless? Check

Keep yo sht tight? Check

Kinky? Double Plus Check

 

[Changleen]

Nike. $30 a pair.

 

[jacksonpt]

I've ended up just having to try a bunch until I find ones that work. How tight they are or how much elastic they have at the bottom doesn't seem to matter in my case. I've tried a bunch, but the blue Pro-Active ones from Kohls fit me the best. Be aware, the blue ones are cut differently from the gray ones - the gray ones fit very differently.

They don't always have them, and I couldn't find a pic on their site. Maybe I got them just as they quit carrying them, not sure.

 

[laura]

He's a firefighter.

I don't wear boxer briefs, so I can't be of much assistance here.

ewwwww yuck, scratch the comando idea. I think sunny's idea sounds like a good one.

 

[narlus]

Nike. $30 a pair.

for underwear? are you out of yr mind?

 

[Westy]

Laura knows a little too much about mens underwear.

 

[laura]

Laura knows a little too much about mens underwear.

I haven't commented on a single underwear style.

 

[Ridemonkey]

I can't stand having an elastic around the thigh...I think it actually makes it worse because if you have muscular legs it rides up, and the elastic won't let the leg go back down so you end up with parachute briefs. I like hanes comfortsofts. They're a "conservative" cut, but they also have fairly short legs so they don't ride up or bunch up, and there is a bit of an elastic at the leg, but it's unobstrusive. http://www.hanes.com/HanesCommerce/en-US/Products/Product+Detail.htm?CS_ProductID=13834&CS_Category=Men_Underwear_BoxerBriefs&CS_Catalog=HanesCatalog&CatalogNavigationBreadCrumbs=HanesCatalog;Men;Men_ByCategory;Men_Underwear;Men_Underwear_BoxerBriefs&CanBuy=True

 

[SkaredShtles]

Jeezus, guys. Just buy some friggin' briefs.

It's UNDERWEAR. It's sole purpose in life is to keep $hitstains off your pants.

 

[Westy]

Jeezus, guys. Just buy some friggin' briefs.

It's UNDERWEAR. It's sole purpose in life is to keep $hitstains off your pants.

I thought that was what toilet paper was for.

 

[stevew]

Jeezus, guys. Just buy some friggin' briefs.

It's UNDERWEAR. It's sole purpose in life is to keep $hitstains off your pants.

no sh!t.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I thought that was what toilet paper was for.

Do you wear underwear?

If so - why?

Maybe it's time for a poll.

 

[Alfred]

I tried some Jockey boxer briefs that are this breathable fabric, as I don't want cotton when hiking in the heat. I wore them the other day for the first time all day. They were awful. UnderArmor makes some kind of fitted drawers, but I can't spring that dough. I hate having unfortable junk.

Try silk boxers, or something of the sort with some sheen.

 

[Greyhound]

I gave up cotton......all poly-blend underwear now. If you have a Jockey outlet near you, they have a fantastic selection of exactly what you are looking for. I would also suggest Wal-Mart ---really. They have a brand(can't quite remember the name) that have a "pocket front" which accomodates your daddy parts in a manner that is, for all intensive purposes, like a gentle cradle. They are the poly-blend as well.......much thinner than lycra and provide a lot more ventilation than cotton.

 

[Westy]

Do you wear underwear?

If so - why?

Maybe it's time for a poll.

Reasons why I wear underwear:

So when I take my pants off I am not naked.

Keep all the proper bits in the proper place

Part of my chaffing prevention program.

I guess there is also the safety net in case I shart myself.

 

[Changleen]

for underwear? are you out of yr mind?

I have 3 or 4 pairs. They are without doubt the most comfy underwear I've ever worn. Worth every cent. They never ride up, and fit my atheletic ass perfectly.

 

[Changleen]

I gave up cotton......all poly-blend underwear now. If you have a Jockey outlet near you, they have a fantastic selection of exactly what you are looking for.

Yeah I like my jockeys too. Probably my second favourite. I just wish the legs were a little longer.

I can't believe there is a thread about this, and that I am posting in it. ink: ink:

 

[kindtrails]

Man, I never wear underwear under my riding shorts! That is what the inner liner and chomois is for! No binding or riding up!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Man, I never wear underwear under my riding shorts! That is what the inner liner and chomois is for! No binding or riding up!

Back to Reading Comprehension 101, man.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Briefs here. Not too sexy, but they get the job done.

 

[Big_Papa1080]

i wear under armour ones, which are quite nice. they have them in a few different lengths, just check their website

 

[Ciaran]

What is this "underwear" you speak of?

 

[BurlyShirley]

What is this "underwear" you speak of?

nothing, there, racing stripes.

 

[brungeman]

I have tried a bunch, and the Jockey ones seam to work best for me... they have 2 or 3 different lengths and then 2 or 3 different fabrics to choose from. They are expensive but the fit for me is good. I also have tried one of Kohl's store brands called sonoma, and they also fit well.

I know it can get expensive to buy a stinkin pack of underwear just to find out if you like them or not, but since this is your "work wear" comfort is paramount.

good luck!

 

[Westy]

What is this "underwear" you speak of?

Not all of us can go prancing around in tights you know.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Not all of us can go prancing around in tights you know.

Gross. I bet kids can see his balls through the chainmale

 

[Toshi]

Gross. I bet kids can see his balls through the chainmale

freudian slip?

and SS, briefs = low sperm count! altho since you popped out those kids while wearing 4" long lycra i guess you're in the clear.

 

[jimmydean]

I wear Haynes, but there are a few different types, or so it seems. The ones I like best and wear for riding and other activities are ribbed (but not for her pleasure). They look sort of like cords and fit snug, but not tight. I also have some loose ones that are more like traditional boxers, only out of t-shirt material. Those are fine around the house, but I don't dare try to do anything in them.

I have some BVD's that aren't bad, but haynes are a little cheaper and work well for me.
I hate when my shorts ride up as well, so I can relate.

 

[Ciaran]

Gross. I bet kids can see his balls through the chainmale

No way. that's what a cod piece is for...

Nah... it's not me.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Nah... it's not me.

I know. That guy doesnt have bright pink hair, an axe, or a bong attached to his face. Although the poofy shirt wouldnt be out of the question for you, Im sure

 

[Dog Welder]

Briefs here. Not too sexy, but they get the job done.

Tried to go the brief route...but as my mom says I gots my grandaddy's bootie...the cup over floweth. Mean chaffing.

 

[skinny mike]

under armor spandex boxers. they are quite comfy, don't ride up, and keep the junk in one place.