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kittens are delicious

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
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Tejas
People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?
To be honest, the first thing that came to mind is that picture of the mermaid...the one where you have to make a decision between the top half being fish or the bottom half being fish.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
They need some help with their marketing. You shouldn't have to explain a campaign.
Nekkid vegan chicks is where it is at.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,232
20,016
Sleazattle
I couldn't figure it out either until I realized they are just talking about fish in general. God PETA sucks. I'm going to have a steak tonight just to spite them.

They are talking about fish?

Boy am I embarassed, at least the fish might enjoy the kittens I tossed in the water for them.