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KNIGHT RIDER!! Lesbians!!!

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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I'm watching the Knight Rider TV movie.

    There are lesbians.

    KITT is a mustang. That's just not right.

    Very poor acting. Very cheesy. Not like the original.

    But there were no lesbians in the original....
     

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  2. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    KITT is a Mustang? F that I say.
     
  3. ATOMICFIREBALL

    ATOMICFIREBALL DISARMED IN A BATTLE OF WITS

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    American Muscle..!
     
  4. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  5. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    BRING BACK THE HOFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Which original show did you watch?
     
  7. duck

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    I'm watching it aswell.

    Terrible acting...

    Did anyone else notice that almost every car in it is a Ford?
     
  8. KavuRider

    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    but it does have lesbians?

    No Hoff tho...I'm torn.
     
  9. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Blasphemer!!!

    Oh and I suppose you thought that CHiPs wasn't a realistic, gritty cop show??
     
  10. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Holy crap this movie is bad.....
     
  11. duck

    duck Monkey

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    I think the Hoff is making an apearance soon, along with Kit #1.
     
  12. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I'm gonna need a bucket a chicken wings!
     
  13. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

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    approved!
     
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    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Spero ass rainbow

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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    You can't take on shadowy underworld crime in those shoes. :disgust1:
     
  18. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Do you remember the attractive but distant, slightly unpleasant, humorless assistant who happen to be an auto mechanic? Sounds like a lesbian to me:

     
  19. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    I am okay if they have uber hot, Penthouse/Fredericks of Hollywood lipstick doin it for my satisfaction no flannel to be found anywhere lesbians. No lumberjacks.

    Any Members Only jackets?
     
  20. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I opted out of it due to F@rd co-star. I would expect cheesy acting, but a Mustang can not be overlooked.
     
  21. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    The title of this thread got me really excited. But like everything related to MMike it is a huge disapointment.
     
  22. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Man. She really is butch.

    I only caught the Hoff's appearance. Meh.

    Is this going to be a series? If so, I think we just saw the finale.
     
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    I only caught the "chase" scene towards the end. I did notice the good guys were in Fords and the bad guys were in a GMC? You couldn't have the bads guys car get destroyed and be a Ford coud you...

    As for the show being based on the Mustang, what GM car would they have used? No Trans-Ams anymore. I think they discontinued the GTO.

    Where's the Cotee Coyote (sp?) when you need it....
     
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    I could change her.
     
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    The Pontiac Sky would've been the best choice for them to use but I guess GM didn't want to pay for it.
     
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    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    exactly...fist Bumble bee now this!...WTF!!!
     
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    Slugman Frankenbike

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    except the SUV that T-bones KITT and 2 people die inside of it... looked like a GMC to me and they removed the badge on the grill.

    I really don't know why I watched it - won't make that mistake again
     
  28. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Exactly....they should have used the new Camaro.

    When Knight Rider came out, they used the "yet to be released" F-body platform. Everyone was driving the Smokey and The Bandit Trans Am. But KITT was a "futuristic" model... But the 'stang is nothing but a gussied up version of something that has been on the market for a few years now. La-hame.

    and Mustangs = teh suck.
     
  29. mudgirl

    mudgirl Molester of monkeys

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    I know, WTF?? I worshipped this show back in the 80's!! And what did they do to K.I.T.T?? A mustang?? That is just plain WRONG! I watched about an hour of it and then had to turn it off. It was that bad.
     
  30. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    You watched an hour, I watched for 10 minutes and just had to change the channel. I WANT MY 10 MINS BACK!
     
  31. Prettym1k3

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    It was terrible.

    2 minutes into the movie there was a post-sex scene with a three-some. And yet they wouldn't hardly show any blood at all.

    WTF?
     
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  33. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Good God. Just watching the new Kight Rider. What a load of retardo-poop.

    "My ankle, how bad is it?"
    *feel through boot*
    "It should be fine... in about 4 months"

    "We're going to have to get warm, you're going to have to take off your clothes"

    "I'd give anything to remember, just to know what I've done"

    I have acquired the visual you requested...

    I guess I'm in that limbo stage of TV appreciation where lame action series just don't do it for me. I'll have to wait to hit MMike's level of maturity...
     
  34. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I have yet to see a quick closeup of any "Turbo Boost" indicator of any kind.

    Lame.
     
  35. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Wow, for once watching baseball saved me from seeing something bad. Glad I missed it.
     
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    i been watching all the new knight riders. I think its the best thing on tv on wednesdays. I heard it has been cancelled already though and it wont be returning anymore after this season. oh yeah there is a graphic sex scene in every show! humpday softcore
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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  38. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Jeremy R applied the following phrase to _Showgirls_ and I think it's very apt here in a slightly altered form:

    Not even naked can save Knight Rider.


    It's not even softcore porn. Oooooo side boob...w0w...

    "Welcome to Peter Griffin's Side Boob Hour..... Do you like that side boob? Well you shouldn't, cause that's my side boob."
     
  39. scottishmark

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    at least (according to wikipedia iirc) there was a reason for Bumblebee not being a Beetle. Apparently Michael Bay didn't want any comparisons drawn with a certain Lohan epic that was out around the same time :banghead:
     
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    This thread needs that gif with knight rider jumping into a building and then jumping out the car and knock out a guy.