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KNIGHT RIDER!! Lesbians!!!

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,222
85
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
I'm watching the Knight Rider TV movie.

There are lesbians.

KITT is a mustang. That's just not right.

Very poor acting. Very cheesy. Not like the original.

But there were no lesbians in the original....
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,412
0
SF
I'm watching the Knight Rider TV movie.

There are lesbians.

KITT is a mustang. That's just not right.

Very poor acting. Very cheesy. Not like the original.

But there were no lesbians in the original....
Do you remember the attractive but distant, slightly unpleasant, humorless assistant who happen to be an auto mechanic? Sounds like a lesbian to me:

 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
12,647
664
Front Range, dude...
I am okay if they have uber hot, Penthouse/Fredericks of Hollywood lipstick doin it for my satisfaction no flannel to be found anywhere lesbians. No lumberjacks.

Any Members Only jackets?
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
36,629
3,447
Sleazattle
The title of this thread got me really excited. But like everything related to MMike it is a huge disapointment.
 

trailhacker

Turbo Monkey
Jan 6, 2003
1,233
0
In the hills around Seattle
I'm watching it aswell.

Terrible acting...

Did anyone else notice that almost every car in it is a Ford?
I only caught the "chase" scene towards the end. I did notice the good guys were in Fords and the bad guys were in a GMC? You couldn't have the bads guys car get destroyed and be a Ford coud you...

As for the show being based on the Mustang, what GM car would they have used? No Trans-Ams anymore. I think they discontinued the GTO.

Where's the Cotee Coyote (sp?) when you need it....
 

goofy

Monkey
Mar 20, 2004
472
0
olney md.
I only caught the "chase" scene towards the end. I did notice the good guys were in Fords and the bad guys were in a GMC? You couldn't have the bads guys car get destroyed and be a Ford coud you...

As for the show being based on the Mustang, what GM car would they have used? No Trans-Ams anymore. I think they discontinued the GTO.

Where's the Cotee Coyote (sp?) when you need it....
The Pontiac Sky would've been the best choice for them to use but I guess GM didn't want to pay for it.
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,027
0
Miami, FL
I'm watching it aswell.

Terrible acting...

Did anyone else notice that almost every car in it is a Ford?
except the SUV that T-bones KITT and 2 people die inside of it... looked like a GMC to me and they removed the badge on the grill.

I really don't know why I watched it - won't make that mistake again
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,222
85
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
exactly...fist Bumble bee now this!...WTF!!!
Exactly....they should have used the new Camaro.

When Knight Rider came out, they used the "yet to be released" F-body platform. Everyone was driving the Smokey and The Bandit Trans Am. But KITT was a "futuristic" model... But the 'stang is nothing but a gussied up version of something that has been on the market for a few years now. La-hame.

and Mustangs = teh suck.
 

mudgirl

Molester of monkeys
Jun 8, 2007
540
3
Tied up in the basement
I know, WTF?? I worshipped this show back in the 80's!! And what did they do to K.I.T.T?? A mustang?? That is just plain WRONG! I watched about an hour of it and then had to turn it off. It was that bad.
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
3,745
13
SoCal
You watched an hour, I watched for 10 minutes and just had to change the channel. I WANT MY 10 MINS BACK!
 

Prettym1k3

Turbo Monkey
Aug 21, 2006
2,867
0
In your pants
It was terrible.

2 minutes into the movie there was a post-sex scene with a three-some. And yet they wouldn't hardly show any blood at all.

WTF?
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
12,626
1,999
North Van
Good God. Just watching the new Kight Rider. What a load of retardo-poop.

"My ankle, how bad is it?"
*feel through boot*
"It should be fine... in about 4 months"

"We're going to have to get warm, you're going to have to take off your clothes"

"I'd give anything to remember, just to know what I've done"

I have acquired the visual you requested...

I guess I'm in that limbo stage of TV appreciation where lame action series just don't do it for me. I'll have to wait to hit MMike's level of maturity...
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
1,096
0
Hangin' with Riggs and Mertah
i been watching all the new knight riders. I think its the best thing on tv on wednesdays. I heard it has been cancelled already though and it wont be returning anymore after this season. oh yeah there is a graphic sex scene in every show! humpday softcore
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
8,154
0
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
i been watching all the new knight riders. I think its the best thing on tv on wednesdays. I heard it has been cancelled already though and it wont be returning anymore after this season. oh yeah there is a graphic sex scene in every show! humpday softcore
Jeremy R applied the following phrase to _Showgirls_ and I think it's very apt here in a slightly altered form:

Not even naked can save Knight Rider.


It's not even softcore porn. Oooooo side boob...w0w...

"Welcome to Peter Griffin's Side Boob Hour..... Do you like that side boob? Well you shouldn't, cause that's my side boob."