"Dear Stillhouse Member,
Because you're such a dedicated friend and loyal consumer of Knob Creek® Bourbon, we wanted you to be the first to know about some big news here at the distillery. For the first time ever, we've actually run out of Knob Creek.
Because you and your fellow Stillhouse members have done such a great job sharing your love of Knob Creek and spreading the word far and wide, consumer demand for our bourbon has finally outstripped our current supply. And we've got nothing left to bottle until November. So, from the bottom of our hearts, thanks for nothing.
Of course, we could bottle the next batch a little early to make up for the shortage, but we believe Knob Creek must be aged a full 9 years in order to reach its true potential. So we're just going to wait it out. If you happen to experience a shortage where you live, just remember that everything will be back to normal this November.
Since things are kind of slow around here, we thought we'd do a little housekeeping by updating our address books. You can help us out by clicking here and taking a minute to verify and/or update your current information. We'd hate to lose contact with any of our good friends.
We'll be in touch soon. And again, thanks for nothing.
Cheers!
Your friends at The Knob Creek Stillhouse "
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