Skookum said:Many ways, just look at 90% of the threads on this forum.
he should just look at 99.9% of is sons threads!
Knock before entering the bathroom!please.
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he should just look at 99.9% of is sons threads!
I love when you go into a restroom and someone that has not locked the door gets an attitude when you walk in on them. That's when you look them in the eye and say oh...gee...I'm so sorry...the door wasn't locked...sorry...I'll wait out here...then leave the door open
Haha...and then you piss in the sink and cut the lights off on the fvcker on your way out. :devil:dh girlie said:
Well...no...usually I just wait my turn...but that's a great idea for next time!llkoolkeg said:
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Hey biggins!^^^
Define killed...like stunk or just went ape sh*t and wrecked the place.biggins said:
I pee'd a fly out of the air at a Wendys in VA on my way to NY once, one of my proudest moments.
someone did that to me at work (well, not the sink pissing) a few years ago. it's amazing how dark bathrooms can be.llkoolkeg said:
the owners were chasing him out! "You go now! You make eggrolls smell like ass!"dickiesbike1 said:
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I went in a crapper to pee in San Antonio at a grocery store and I swear to God, they crapped the bowl FULL and then crapped on the floor and the sink. It was horrific. I told the manager and she told a bagger to go take care of it. I told him to scratch that and informed her she would need a professional plumber and that grocery boys don't make enough to fart with CRAP like that.dickiesbike1 said:
Biggins, jiggling the handle is proper etiquette. If one knocks, that forces the person on the crapper to verbally indicate their presence. Everyone knows that the guys' bathroom code says to avoid verbal interaction with strangers while naked ass and/or penis is in play, even if said interaction is from behind a door.
Jiggling the handle allows the same level of communication as 'knock-knock' -"occupied!" but with less interaction between current and future bathroom user. Also, not having to speak allows for at least some degree of anonymity once one returns to their seat. If the person crapping speaks, they are no longer a mystery behind door #1, they are now a person with an identifiable voice.
Come on man, ya gotta know the code!
Jiggling the handle allows the same level of communication as 'knock-knock' -"occupied!" but with less interaction between current and future bathroom user. Also, not having to speak allows for at least some degree of anonymity once one returns to their seat. If the person crapping speaks, they are no longer a mystery behind door #1, they are now a person with an identifiable voice.
Come on man, ya gotta know the code!
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then he could say, "hi, my name is Ben and I just dropped the stinker off in there." Common shoes are a good investment for multi stall workplace bathrooms.El Jefe said:
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That...was hysterical!!!!El Jefe said:
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Do you use your Hank Hill voice? I saw an episode of King of the Hill once and someone tried to bust in on Hank and he was all OC U PIED! OC U PIED!
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I'm betting more on Richard Simmons.dh girlie said:
hahaha what dialect do you use is it more of a middle eastern flavor, Cajun perhapsbiggins said:
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I am not sure they have a cajun dialect in the middle east. I'll see if I can find someone that has been to Iraq to consult though.foxfreerider11 said:
here here!!! I second thatEl Jefe said:
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