when you fart 3 times in under a minute, then your real cute coworker comes walking into your office 
know what sucks?
- Thread starter douglas
- Start date
Take some Beano, stinky.
Don't worry, it doesn't change your odds one bit.
Completing the last major project of 2005 on Dec. 8th with the next 3 weeks basically vacation?
Oh wait that doesn't suck.
Oh wait that doesn't suck.
johnbryanpeters said:
Hey grandpa, be nice!
and Knowing you , It might even help?johnbryanpeters said:
So what was for dinner ? that may have contributed to your .........
splat said:
ouch!
dinner:
#1)roasted potatoes & carrots & biscuits & chicken w/coke
#2)buffalo wing style pizza & irish nachos w/ saranac beer
Get yourself some scented candles, dude. ...then again, you might start attracting the hot MALE co-workers. Prolly not what yer going for.
Beggars can't be choosers.macko said:
LOL!johnbryanpeters said:
Sometimes you cry, and no one notices your tears.Radarr said:
Sometimes you hurt, and no one notices the pain.
Sometimes you are happy, and no one notices your
smile.
But fart, just once .......
At least you have a real cute coworker. All we have here is fat hags.
So you're in your personal heaven?Echo said:
when i was first dating my girlfriend she snuck up behind me and tackled me. when i hit the ground one of the hugest farts that has ever left my body blew forth. it was pretty embarassing
Man I love college. oh yeah and have fun with your fat hagsEcho said:
JBP is on FIRE this morning.johnbryanpeters said:
ahh, sucks for you!Echo said:
I am down to 2 cute coworkers........the hot one's last day was last Friday - it was a sad day...............But she wants me to call her to make plans for a trip to the ski slopes
You gonna take her to Aspen?douglas said:ahh, sucks for you!
I am down to 2 cute coworkers........the hot one's last day was last Friday - it was a sad day...............But she wants me to call her to make plans for a trip to the ski slopes
that's pretty funny.Jabuttri said:
doug, i hate to ask but what's in "irish" nachos? potato chips instead of corn chips? boiled tomatoes in place of salsa?
The Bull-n-Bush in Denver makes Irish nachos. French fries smothered in cheese, burger, and of course, green chili.....narlus said:that's pretty funny.
doug, i hate to ask but what's in "irish" nachos? potato chips instead of corn chips? boiled tomatoes in place of salsa?
Edit: and jalapenos. Can't forget the jalapenos.
same as macho/loaded nachos but w/ thick potato chips and shredded corn beef on topnarlus said:that's pretty funny.
doug, i hate to ask but what's in "irish" nachos? potato chips instead of corn chips? boiled tomatoes in place of salsa?
i don't think i ever saw corned beef on any menu when i was in ireland. seems to be an irish/american invention.
hmmmm....the other joint I have irish nachos at, serves it w/o meatnarlus said:
Hmmmmnarlus said:
Then why is the traditional St Patricks Day Meal Corned Beef and Cabbage ?
Makes you wonder
And sort of brings us back to the original um... topic...splat said:
traditional in america, not in ireland.splat said:
shepherd's pie has a different twist on it too (boiled not mashed taters, lamb chunks not ground beef, tends to have a thinner sauce).
Mmmmmmm............... Irish bacon.....Wumpus said:
LOL!! Been there... not so much with the cute coworker... but the "just ate 3 burritos with lots of beans extra onions and have to crap in about 10 min gas release" and having a coworker come in and make a face... BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHHH!