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kombucha

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Turbo Monkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Brooklyn
At the urging of my doting staff, I'm drinking my first kombucha. So far, nothing's happening. I'm not taller, smarter or more invisible. Only have a vile ginger aftertaste to show for this stuff. I'm switching back to water and push ups.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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34
That stuff is fvcking NASTY.

My wife drank it incessantly before she was pregnant. It smells like puked up beer that has turned to vinegar after mushrooms and diapers soaked in it for months.

Fire your staff immediately.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
That stuff is fvcking NASTY.

My wife drank it incessantly before she was pregnant. It smells like puked up beer that has turned to vinegar after mushrooms and diapers soaked in it for months.

Fire your staff immediately.

Did she need something nasty to make you seem palatable in comparison?
 

Fool

Turbo Monkey
Sep 10, 2001
1,479
117
Brooklyn
No extra inches where it counts, no esp, no scanners-esque head-exploding abilities.

how long does this stuff take to kick in?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,964
34
how long does this stuff take to kick in?
You are only awarded the power-ups after tolerating massive amounts of this crap for months at a time.

So it's kinda like playing Zelda, while drinking bile.