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Discussion in 'Beer & Food' started by Fool, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. Fool

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    At the urging of my doting staff, I'm drinking my first kombucha. So far, nothing's happening. I'm not taller, smarter or more invisible. Only have a vile ginger aftertaste to show for this stuff. I'm switching back to water and push ups.
     

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  2. H8R

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    That stuff is fvcking NASTY.

    My wife drank it incessantly before she was pregnant. It smells like puked up beer that has turned to vinegar after mushrooms and diapers soaked in it for months.

    Fire your staff immediately.
     
  3. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Did she need something nasty to make you seem palatable in comparison?
     
  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    No...I think it was a precisely formulated H8R repellent.


    :(
     
  5. Fool

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    No extra inches where it counts, no esp, no scanners-esque head-exploding abilities.

    how long does this stuff take to kick in?
     
  6. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    You are only awarded the power-ups after tolerating massive amounts of this crap for months at a time.

    So it's kinda like playing Zelda, while drinking bile.
     
  7. Heidi

    Heidi Der hund ist laut und braun

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    I've tried it before at the urging of a co-worker but I just can't stand the taste of it.